The end is so close... (page 2)

erynw

I don't know, I was planning on looking down on the less fortunate that day. Is there another time we can do this?

I'll CC you on the summary.

Wait, we won't be here.

Nevermind.

parakeet

Dubs think the end is "imminent." They should look up the word "immanent." Much more accurate, since "the End" has been the basis of their belief structure for more than 100 years.

darth frosty

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

gotta love those dubs.

The sad part is the truth of the matter. If those dubs will take a leap of faith and let go of the cult all of there problems will be solved.

betterdaze

They used to teach about keeping ON the path — but now wandering OFF the road in the DARK is a GOOD thing?

Hmmm.

~Sue

Bryan

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth....

What should I do? I forgot I have a dental appointment on the 7th? Maybe I should ask God to wait a few days more to get my teeth cleaned. Ya, that's better. I can get a haircut too. This is as much fun as a trip to Hawaii-except it's only one way.

Hortensia

I don't think I can make it this year. I just got my house the way I want it. No it just won't work, you'll have to change it. check it with god and get back to me, eh?

heathen

Yah right , so close they needed to build a new printing facility for hundreds of millions of dollars why many members go hungry while selling publications. Only a complete dolt would buy that. Oh yah that's right jehovah now needs the printing facility to get through the millennial reign for the earthlings ........ GAG

Carmel

....not Tuesday please! I have Kiwanis on Tuesdays. Maybe in the pm I'd have time to watch a WW11 re-run! carm

WTWizard

I noticed that when I decided to start blowing off all the boasting sessions and discontinue field circus. Nothing horrible happened just because I quit being a witless. And I have seen on this forum where they continue threatening that the end is just about to hit, only to find it isn't going to.

The end is so close...