Top 10 Comments _NOT_ to make at the Hall

by teejay 20 Replies latest social humour

  • teejay
    teejay

    # 10 - Along with Br. Blanks comment, we can see it's important not to gossip and spread rumors, and some people in here need to start applying that in there lives, and get out of my business!

    # 9 - We know we're in the last days... when I was at the movies yesterday watching Scream part 3, I could see how the actors in the movie couldn't get along and solve a problem without cursing and swearing all over the place.

    # 8 - I know we're all witnesses, so can I get a witness...

    # 7 - Uh, excuse me brother, but your talk is going overtime and KFC closes in 15 minutes, you know what I'm saying?

    # 6 - We need to love our brothers and sisters, even if they did steal your man!

    # 5 - I was wondering if you could repeat that last point you made, I was sleeping and I just woke up when everyone started laughing...

    # 4 - I was wondering if you could repeat that last point you made, I don't think Sis. So and So heard you!

    # 3 - We can see that Joseph was very strong in resisting Potiphars' wife, 'cause if that was me! It would've been another story!

    # 2 - It's easy to become spiritually weak. Sister So and So right here in front of me, was just telling me before the meeting how she hasn't been out in service in 3 months and how she was desiring certain brothers in the Hall, so it can happen

    # 1 - Excuse me brother, isn't your conscience bothering you up there on the stage?...I just saw you doing the Tootsie Roll last night at Club Freaky!

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    #11. Yes sister, your comment please?.... Oh sorry Sister So and So, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!

  • larc
    larc

    12. I think I'll pick up some blood sausage at the store on my way home.

    13. Ever read any of the great philosophers?

    14. Can I count my time on the internet?

    15. I am going to a Wiccum charity rummage sale tomorrow. Care to join me? I heard they had some good sofas for sale.

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    16. Tonite's closing song will be, Stairway to Heaven.

    17. Please open to Song of Breasts like Towers...oops...Solomon chapter......

    18. I'd like to call on Brother Dingle, what tripe do you have to add to this farce?

    19. There will be refreshments at Frank's Strip Club after the meeting tonite.

    20. I'm thirsty and hungry, that's why those little wafers and the wine disappeared so fast.

    21. Whazzup!!!muthaf**kas!!!

    22. Hey fellas, isn't Sister Looker looking fine tonite? Great ass!!

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    23. Can I get a table dance!!!

    24. I'd like to publicly apologize to Sister Bubba. {snicker} {laugh} {roar in laughter}

    25. Why red wine? Why not a corona?

  • DazedAndConfused
    DazedAndConfused

    According to an article in Playboy (Penthouse, Forum,.....etc.) they said .......

    True story. A brother in one Hall I used to go to would always make comments like that. And they kept calling on him!!!!!

  • larc
    larc

    26. Kids, if you get restless, go in the back and play.

    27. At the Watchtower Study: Alright eyes up front, answer in your own words without looking at the paragraph.

    28. At the hour talk: I'm not going to follow this script. I'll just tell you what's on my mind.

    29. Can we cut out the coffee breaks and spend all the time in field service?

    30. Let's form a study group and read Russell's books.

    31. Sister, you are not showing enough cleavage.

    32. How did you like Ray Franz's book?

  • Simon
    Simon

    "I read an interesting point on an internet discussion forum last night and would like your opinion Bro. Elder"

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    33. "I was on field service on Saturday and someone brought up blood on the door, so I reached into my bag"

    *

  • waiting
    waiting

    34. I went to my disfellowshipped daughter's wedding and danced all day.

    35. My disfellowshipped (fill in blank) came over yesterday for Sunday dinner. Fine Family get-together.

    36. I've decided not to turn in time sheet, talk about God from my heart.

    37. You know, that evolution theory looks mightily convincing.

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