A brother actually said this from the platform...
38. Of course, it wasn't a literal apple that tempted Eve, it was the pair underneath.
Top 10 Comments _NOT_ to make at the Hall
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Nathan Natas
"...in Nyarlathotep's name we pray, Amen."
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malk
39. Special Announcement: Regarding the recent disaster, we're going to try something new and help ALL those who need it, not just our Brothers and Sisters!
40. Merry Christmas!
41. And Happy New Year!
Matthew Hill
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Mindchild
I've got an appointment to keep with my Psychiatrist
Have you told your son how masterbation is healthy for him?
Can I bring my tape recorder to the commitee meeting you invited me to?
Skipper
All great deeds and all great thoughts have ridiculous beginnings--Albert Camus
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lauralisa
After a "local needs" talk given by the presiding overseer, in which he addresses the deplorable tendencies of the youths in the congregation to use "foul language", go up to him afterwards and say "Brother Huge, that was a DAMN fine delivery. You did a hell of a job."
It's only water from a stranger's tear (Peter Gabriel)
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Tatiana
"Well, Sister Gilliard has informed us she gives her husband head, and it has greatly improved his concentration at the service meetings. So we've come to a unanimous decision that it's okay now for all you other sisters to follow suit!"
April
"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)
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SixofNine
42. You gonna eat that?
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BoozeRunner
43. Pioneer sisters, theres no need to live in poverty, not when the strip club across town is looking for new dancers.
Boozy
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ItsJustMe
I have an article here with me about the WTS being involved with the UN....wait....let me go...i don't want to go into the back room...someone..help!!!!
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teejay
"The professor in my college >pick the subject< class said..."