Who's here? Do you want me to throw cyber party?

by changeling 266 Replies latest jw friends

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    What a pity, you were quite the stud muffin back in the day...

    I was hoping you'd remember it that way. I wasn't sure though, after that incident with the back hoe and the circus magician. Sorry about that.....

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    Mmmmm brunch was wonderful!! You really lucked out with HH! Such a chef!!

    BB

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    Mmmmm brunch was wonderful!! You really lucked out with HH! Such a chef!!

    Yes, the pâté de foie gras was delicious.

  • changeling
    changeling

    Nvr comes rushing into the dinning room and says: "Mistress Changeling, I checked on Mr. Big D...I think he's dead!!!!!!!!!!!"

    "You 'think' he's dead? What on earth do you mean, you stupid fool?"

    "Well, he's hanging form the chandelier by his cowboy necktie and his eyes are bugging out and his tounge is hanging from his mouth".

    At this point, changeling and her guests rush out of the dinning room and scramble up the marble staircase to Big D's room. Sure enough, there, in the nude, hung Big D (the name did not fit his anatomical attributes).

    Abandoned quickly ran to his room to fetch a pair or scissors to cut the poor man down.

    They layed him gently on the bed and covered his now purpleish body with a blanket.

  • flipper
    flipper

    Mr. Flipper replies, " Oh! Yes the brunch was wonderful too ! But FF's bird kept us up all night- I think he is still traumatized by Scareificial Loons tampering methods ! My did the chef cook the eggs enough ? Or is that birdie excrement ? " Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    Sure enough, there, in the nude, hung Big D (the name did not fit his anatomical attributes).

    So basically, BigD was hung from the chandelier, but wasn't hung, from the chandelier?

  • changeling
    changeling

    The snow had continued to fall all throughout the night and the phone lines were still down.

    They were trapped in the castle with a vicious killer.

  • changeling
    changeling

    Yes, abandoned, you are correct.

  • flipper
    flipper

    " Where is Finally Free? Is his bird with him? " Mr. Flipper shouted " The bird might be a decoy if they aren't together ! It's 2 deaths now ! Jesus I think I'm gonna be traumatized ! Oh! Mrs. Flipper mama hold me ! I'm having a mad cow moment here ! " Peace out, mr. Flipper

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    Damn Empress Changeling!! What have you gotten us all into here??

    Where are those snowplows???

    This is reminding me of The Shining!! I'm even hearing "REDRUM, REDRUM, REDRUM" over and over again!

    BB

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