Jesus as a house guest.

by Gregor 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    I really enjoy having him here. It's pretty cool to have the most famous man in the world right under your own roof!

    He is in the spare bedroom and keeps to himself. Sometimes I listen at the door but he is either asleep or doing something very quiet, like reading or listening to music with headphones. When I have a serious problem or I'm feeling down I go down the hall and tap on his door. Then I tell him what is bothering me. Sometimes it is because I've done something bad and want to get it off my chest. I always feel better after this because I know he understands and is wanting the best for me.

    One night someone broke into the house and when I went to investigate the noise the intruder jumped me and beat me like a rented mule. I screamed and hollered for Jesus to help me and the intruder turned and ran. I don't know where I'd be today if Jesus hadn't been there. The policemen agreed when I told them Jesus had saved me. I love having him here and he has done so much for me. Just awhile ago I tapped on his door and told him how much I appreciate all his help. He didn't say anything but I know he heard me.

  • Gopher
    Gopher
    "So if they say to you, 'Behold, He is in the wilderness,' do not go out, or, 'Behold, He is in the inner rooms,' do not believe them." - Matthew 24:26 (New American Standard Bible)

    Gregor is a false prophet!!

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    I think it's time you open the door.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    He`d be a great house guest..Manifests food from thin air..Bread BasketBucket of Chicken 2..House hold food bill,Zero!.....Turns Water into Wine..Dog 2..By a car..Car 4..He can raise it from the dead!.....Jesus ..Jesus..Has a Halo..Halo 2..He glows in the dark so you can read at night.......Jesus would be a great house guest!..FireworksWoohoo 2Fireworks.....................Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    Whoa Gregor!

    Good thing I stumbled onto this thread just in the nick of time.

    If/when He comes out of His room, you know He's gonna make a bee-line for your music and movie collections. The CO from a few years ago verified that this is what Jesus does when He makes home visits. Will you be comfortable with what He finds?

    Act now! The time left is reduced my brother!

    (Mentally insert OUTLAW's snickering dog here. I'm Firefox limited today.)

    OM

  • changeling
    changeling

    Is his last name Gonzalez or Martinez?

    changeling

  • frankiespeakin
  • heathen
    heathen

    I think somebody forgot to take his or hers schizophrenia meds . I think if jesus was on earth he'd have better things to do than hide in your bedroom .LOL

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Yeah well, I don't know who invited him in, or showed him to his room, but have you actually SEEN him since he arrived? Oh not just the "evidence" that he has been there, but him? I think you'll find that your houseguest skipped out on you a long time ago.

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Don't think I haven't been tempted to just open the door. But I think he keeps a chest of drawers up against it. I wouldn't want to piss him off by just barging in. He might be busy on his cell phone. (I think he gets a lot of calls from Brooklyn, New York). As far as a personal appearance, he hasn't done those in years, but every so often he puts his likeness on a potato chip or an oil stain in the driveway and folks really seem to appreciate it. The other night he was up late, I heard little creaking noises like he was walking the floor. I'm sure he has a lot on his mind.

    I think he comes out while I'm gone. Yesterday I was in the market and couldn't remember if I had left the heat on under a pot of food or not. I rushed home and found the stove had been turned off. I was so relieved I just hollered down the hallway, "Thank you, Jesus!"

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