Jesus as a house guest. (page 2)

beksbks

My questions to you Gregor, are these. Do you feel that you are being used? Is Jesus actually paying his way, or just taking advantage of your good heartedness? Is having him there interfering with your life and relationships? Do you find yourself not living life to the fullest, because you are concerned about Jesus? Do you and your wife modify your natural behavior, because you don't want to disturb Jesus? If so, you may want to think about telling Jesus to find another host.

Mastodon

I found the Lord! He's in the trunk of my car.

No, seriously Gregor, are you sure it's Jesus or is it Jesús? Because I've had a Jesús in my house. He was my gardener, until his cousins came to my house one night and stole my bike.

You gotta watch out for those fake Jesuses.

dogisgod

Oh oh. You might try watching the old Jimmy Stewart movie "Harvey".

Hortensia

lmao - snort

eclipse

One night someone broke into the house and when I went to investigate the noise the intruder jumped me and beat me like a rented mule.

OMGhilarious!

erynw

Just awhile ago I tapped on his door

There's your problem. You gotta knock for the door to be opened.

nomoreguilt

Gregor, you don't happen to live in kalamazoo do you?? I heard that Elvis has been seen hanging out with some long haired hippy type.

NMG

Gregor

Bksbks, I would not ask for a dime. He has been a real comfort. Besides, since he came into my life I have not seen any change in my utility bills, not a nickel! As far as modifying our behaviour because of his presence (parosia) we are just our normal selves except I have asked my wife to keep it down during some private moments. (There have been times I felt he might be watching us do the horizontal mambo and it has pretty much spoiled the moment. But, being a virgin, I'm sure he is probably curious about that stuff).

Mastodon, No it's not a Hey-soose. If it was I'd expect my yard to look better than it does.

worldtraveller

I was just wondering where He kept all his spent bodily fluids? Is there a porta potty that is in the room in dire need of some routine maintenance?

LouBelle

If he's in your spare room, who the hell is in mine??

Jesus as a house guest.

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