KNOW ANY CASES?
ELDER STUPIDITY
by badboy 35 Replies latest jw friends
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R.F.
Where do I begin? Oh...I forgot....I don't have all day.
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WTWizard
The lead hounders all wanted me to be rejected by all the sisters, presumably so I could go to the Ministerial Training School and grow the congregation into the billions within a few months, using the same ineffective methods that produced the walkouts now. Then they told me to just meet men. Needless to say, they exploited the 4/1/1995 Puketower study article to blame it all on poor, innocent Satan. I only wish I would have been able to record those discussions, bug the hounders' attempts to pull that off, and then post it prominently on every apostate Web site along with all the major news networks and Time magazines to appear every month through the year 3000 or later.
They also had crap standards for the Theocraptic Misery "School(??)". No, they were not just strict (I had one that ran a uniformly strict school (??), giving everyone W's--that was not the problem). What happened was I was working on warmth and enthusiasm. The conductor was not known for giving a lot of W's. However, he wanted me to be exceptional in that area--I think that was so they could get the green light to make all the sisters reject me forevermore and send me off to single-handedly build the congregation into the billions, and then tens of billions.
I also did not like being hounded for colored shirts that matched my suit quite well (some of which were given to me by others in the congregation for not fitting). They also made a big deal about scuff marks on my shoes (not even huge ones at that). And, there was the one time I got hounded for not going out in field circus more within a month--when it was only the third of that month.
I don't know what they are going to do when they realize that all they got for trying to use me to build the congregation into the billions is a serious apostate. Not only I am not going to build them into the billions, but I intend to ruin the Watchtower Society itself. Hopefully that will make them think twice before using the opposite sex to force me into that Ministerial Training "School(??)". I intend to do as much damage as possible before they can do anything about it.
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ButtLight
The elder that df'd me was sitting at Apple bees with his wife. When he saw me sit down, about 20 feet away, him and his wife got up and moved as far away from me as possible! That was pretty stupid! Maybe he thought I would contaminate his food!
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Mastodon
Yeah, an MS I used to be friends with, when called into account for all his rowdy behavior and drinking and more, managed to 'convince' the elders that being 'intoxicated' with alcochol was not the same as being 'drunk'. I'm sure that his father being an elder on that same congo, had nothing to do with just giving the MS a private reproof, even after he confessed to adultery.
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JK666
WTW,
Do not worry, there are plenty of women on the dark side.
JK of the Darth Vader class
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JK666
badboy,
Too many stories, too little time!
JK
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Forscher
Well, there are plenty,
Put here is my candidate for consideration right now. There was an elder who was pushing his son as a candidate for MS. He was the Watchtower Study Conductor and used his son as a reader on many occasions as the reader. The problem was that his son was a terrible reader. Well, the WSC was given the task of conducting the book study during a brand-new CO's visit. And guess just who he assigned to read the paragraph's? The new CO wasn't impressed at all and made a comment to the BOE that the quality of public readers was not up to snuff if that reader was any indication of things and they needed to get rid of the bad readers and use only good ones. Well, all the readers except two elders were stricken off the list. And those two readers couldn't read a first grade level book publicly to save their lives! An illiterate man could've done a better job of it.
So for several years, until a new elder moved in and was given the WSC job, we had to put up with the worse Watchtower readings imaginable.
Forscher
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tooktheredpill
Hey Mastodon!
Do I know the guy??
Sounds kind of familiar... Hehe...
Un abrazo.
TTRP
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cognac
1 told my husband that he can't be an MS with the type of hair cut he had. It was cut really, really short. Scuzzed.
Anyways, I found out and had a major problem with this because I happen to find bald/ scuzzed very, very sexy...
So, I told the Elders on him and then told my Dad. lol. I went and told him that I told my Dad on him and it was not a good idea to be on my Dad's bad side.
He hasn't said anything since...