ELDER STUPIDITY (page 3)

avishai

Oh, and another one raised a fist too me, and when I said, "PLEASE, go right ahead!!" He got smart and walked off.

tooktheredpill

Mastodon!

OMG!!!

Is he still playing the guitar???? HEHEHEHE!

Take care!

TTRP

Mastodon

Probably. And he is, more than likely, taking classic songs and playing them to his girlfriend, telling her that he wrote them just for her. We caught him doing that several times.

orangefatcat

Tons of stuff but who feels like writng a manuscript?

The one thing that makes me angry any of the elders is they love to SPY, I think it is disgusting that they stoop to that level just to try and catch someone maybe making a mistake.

But it is okay for an elder to say what ever he wants and once spoken can't be taken back. They stick to every word you utter. I felt like family of elders constantly looked at me as if I were under a microscope looking for some clue as to why I didn 't want to stay as a witness. Sheesh. My father he would follow me and I knew it and a few times I would pretend I needed gas and pulled in and the second my father passed the station I was out of there like a bat out of hell and then I would speed up right beside him and honk the horn and he just looked like he got caught with his hands in a cookie jar....

orangefatcat

badboy

ARE THERE SO MANY ACTS OF STUPIDITY THAT I SUPPOSE THE WORLD COULDN'T CONTAIN ALL THE BOOKS NEED TO RECORD THEM.

THAT TAKEN ROM THEBIBLE,THAT IDEA.

flipper

What JK said- Too many elders, not enough time to mention it all. It would take all night for me to talk about it. A quick one though- A P.O. fill in circuit overseer told me to get back with my drug abusing wife ( methamphetamine ) in 2003 even though she was violent and abusive. They told me this after SHE left me . They told me to visit my teenage daughters at a neutral place away from the wife- not have my girls to my house , so as not to cause a stir for the druggie wife ! Pretty stupid enough for ya ? Yes, many of them were dumb as rocks

SnakesInTheTower

OFC:

The one thing that makes me angry any of the elders is they love to SPY,

ain't that the truth (by the way, how are ya?). I was never one of those type of elders...trying to spy. I often seen R rated movies and "inappropriate" video games in the collections of the friends in their homes. I figured that was their business...between them and Jehober. (OK..Jehovah at the time...lol)... I had a MS say to me once on the way back from a shepherding call about seeing something...I told him: "we were invited into their home as guests...not spies.. if it wasnt porn, let it go...we have bigger things to worry about."

I had a good friend of mine (who is an elder in a congo I used to be in) the other day just "drop by" as I was leaving. Since it was a cold day, and I was still waiting for my tea to heat up, I invited him in to my living room (just inside the front door)... I showed him a couple of prints I had bought and hung on the walls since last time he "popped by". I could tell he was also sizing up my books and video collection...

...too bad he missed the Steve Hassan book on cults that was right under his nose (but partially covered)....nosy bugger.

I quickly escorted him back out to his truck, got into my car, backed out after him.....waited for him to get down the street..I circled the block...got back into my driveway...and retrieved the tea that I had brewing for work...LOL... he is very persistent...

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VanillaMocha73

A young 18 year old girl comes to the elders and says "My new husband is beating me." and shows them the marks. So, they come over, sit on the couple's couch and say to the husband "So, your wife says you beat her. Are you beating your wife?" He says "No." They leave, the front door closes and it does not take rocket science to know what happened to the wife. And this repeated. Finally the sister, older and wiser and jaded, begs the elders "Don't ask my husband if he is beating me and then leave." They say OK. The DO comes over and sits on her couch and...... Bright guys huh?

badboy

btttt

restrangled

When my now husband and I first met (we weren't dating....just friends, his sister was a JW and he was studying).. we attended a JW get together .....god forbid we were alone in the same car.

When we were about to leave Mr. Snoopy Pants elder, (young and just out of Bethel) insisted he was going to drive me home. I told him, No Thanks!.....he then announced he would be following our car home, and he did!

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