Shunned? Df'd? It's BOOGAH BOOGAH Time!

by metatron 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    Are you feeling low after being disfellowshipped and find that Witlesses physically avoid you? Perhaps they walk the other way?

    Well, clearly, it's BOOGAH - BOOGAH Time!

    If they are at a restaurant, rush up to their table and grab a bit of their food and shout "You're eating with a disfellowshipped person!"

    If you pass them out in service, lean out your car window and make kissing noises at them and tell the sisters how hot they look now that

    they've put on a little weight! Sneak up behind them and yell "Boogah - Boogah!". Stick out your tongue to their kids!

    This is one of those rare situations in which acting juvenile and sophomoric is to your advantage. It's your opportunity to trash

    "congregational authority" as the unjust farce it is. In short, embarass the hell out of them in any social situation.

    It'll make you feel better....... and mess with their heads. Don't be silent.

    metatron

  • minimus
    minimus

    MET, U R FUNNY & CRAZY!

    BOOGAH BOOGAH!

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Dude! I like the way you think. Especially the weight thing.

  • changeling
    changeling

    This almost makes me wish I was DF'd!!!!

    Boogah, Boogah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    changeling

  • tula
    tula

    Another scenario:

    Grocery store meat counter:

    Df'd to JW:

    Hey, with all the pedophiles being outed in the Catholic church and the Jehovah's Witnesses congregations.....do you think we can still trust a Rabbi for kosher hot dogs?

    BOOGAH BOOGAH!

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    You guys are all too funny.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    made me laugh!!! I've had fantasies of running up and hugging/kissing JWs just to see their skin crawl.

  • tooktheredpill
    tooktheredpill

    Hey guys!

    I propose "Boogah, Boogah!" as the phrase of the year 2008. Who wants to second the motion??

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Greetings Met,

    As usual you have great advice. I'll have to try some of that.

    Dismembered

  • isnrblog
    isnrblog

    There is one who is a cashier at the supermarket I go to. I always make sure that I have a long conversation with her while I'm checking out. It just pisses her off.

    Also, the guys from my office go to this one particular restautant and always request this one Witness to be our waitress. the other guys know the situation so they're in on the joke. This girl thinks its funny. I knew her fairly well when I was a JW.

    I'm going to use your ideas!

    Fred, www.isnrblog.com

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