Do you find yourself funny?

by JH 54 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH

    I found my way to the Russian Government web site, and saw a place where I could send an email to President Pooptin (Putin) and I clicked on it and wanted to ask if he was actually the King of the North....

    Nothing happened when I clicked on the "send email"

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I do make people laugh. It's a family trait, being witty and naturally funny. One of the things I've noticed about Michigan is that there are rarely "characters" as there are in the south. Michiganders just don't cut up and do and say funny things on purpose. And most times they don't get it when you do either.

  • minimus
    minimus

    i'm a riot.

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    sometimes yes

  • bite me
    bite me

    My neighbor one time went shopping bought hot chicken and ice cream. The person who bagged the icecream put the chicken on top of it and when they got home the icecream was melted. Not funny, but it was. I don't see that person working at the store anymore. lol

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Did you mean like ha ha funny or kissing your sister funny?
    I'm hysterical.

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
    AWAKE&WATCHING

    I crack myself up. I'm always looking for a reason to laugh and if that means manufacturing it myself then so be it.

    I sell mattresses for a living: Serta to be specific, love those sheep. Anyway, my supervisor decided to take us all to the Halloween showing of "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Now I love costumes and would have loved to dress the part. However I was in the process of moving (and endless painting) and didn't really have time to come up with anything. I decided to wear my jammies and my Serta robe since it would be late when I got home. I was comfortable although covered with popcorn, toast and a spilled drink.

    The next week I was telling the Serta rep about our adventure and told him I was going to wear my jammies and robe to the next sales meeting the following morning. He told me I didn't have the guts. As he went out the door he TRIPLE DOG DARED me. Silly boy.

    The next morning I showed up at 8:25 am (20minutes later than usual) in my jammies, robe and Serta sheep slippers and mumbled something about oversleeping. The rep (John) and everyone else's jaws dropped to the floor as our owner, Joe (known as a hard ass), sternly told me that we needed to talk as soon as the meeting was over. I hung my head "sheepishly" as my supervisor glared at me. John hung his head as well and couldn't even make eye contact with me.

    When the meeting was over John mouthed the words "I'm sorry" across the room. I couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing. I then explained that I called Joe the night before to o.k. it with him and to make sure none of the "big wigs" from Serta would be there. He not only gave me permission, he wanted to mess with John.

    We all had a good laugh at John sweating the whole meeting thinking he had goaded me into getting into trouble. I do love a good practical joke.

  • seawolf
    seawolf

    all the time ;-)

  • mentalclearness
    mentalclearness

    I consider myself funny but if i have a partner in crime it van be hilarious. I love to engage in funny banter.

  • bite me
    bite me
    I sell mattresses fo a living

    Do you beat anyones prices or the mattresse is free?

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