Do you find yourself funny? (page 4)

AWAKE&WATCHING

Ahhh - space age memory foam developed by NASA - good one!

Yeah - It is fun. I used to sell tuxedos. So my joke is that I used to measure men for a living, now I sell bedding, who knows what I'll do next for money.

BurnTheShips

I crack myself up! Off another thread:

Kingdom Hall Building plans:

And Jehober said unto the Governing Body, The end of all free time is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will bore them on Sundays with the Watchtower Study.

Make thee a Kingdom Hall of gopher wood; one room shalt thou make in the back of the hall, and shalt use it to "encourage" the weak among you.

And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the hall shall be an hundred cubits, the breadth of fifty cubits, and the height of it ten cubits.

No windows shalt thou make to the Hall, that the damned's minds within its walls shall not stray, and a platform shalt thou place at one end, for the chastising of my Unholy Congregation; and the door of the hall shalt thou set in the side thereof; with a litterature counter and cramped bathroom facilities shalt thou provision it.

And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of Witnoids upon the earth, to annoy all flesh upon the Field Circus, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall groan.

But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the Hall, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee. If though touchest thyself behind the litterature counter I shall convoke a Judicial Comittee against thee.

And take thou unto thee of all spiritual food that is given, and thou shalt gather it to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them. And they shall tire of it, and I shall be well pleased.

Thus did the Governing Body; according to all that Jehober commanded them, so did they just so.

Mastodon

I consider myself funny-looking... I'm actually considering donating my body to science... fiction!

bite me

The NASA comment was an inside joke. Last year sometime there was an astronaut who went cross country to commit a murder. At the time of her arrest she was wearing a diaper. She could pee all she wanted and not have to stop. Hence the comment made by nasa.

LOL you have to be in my mind to see my humor behind that. lol

bite me

I still don't get why the comet is relevant or funny. Can it tell jokes? Is it making a funny comet face?

oh the comet, comment. lol Ever see the movie "Night of the Comet" no reference meant here but a comet came to mind with the topic of discussion here. lol

Priest73

I'm just giving you hard time =-)

VoidEater

I laugh at my own frailties all the time - so much easier than crying!

I can keep a crowd in stitches - so it seems others find me funny, too. Of course, they all may be thinking it's easier than crying, too.

Abandoned

Pardon my trailer park humor....

What is funny? Everyone has their own opinion. Some people find comedy in the misfortune of others, such as when a tropical earthquake passes through or when someone gets a bad case of raidies. Others find less destructive forces of nature comical such as canapillars, orviculture, or hyposuction. It's no peach and cake telling whether someone is going to laugh at a particular joke or not. You basically have to rely on denial and error. A lot of times, even if someone doesn't think a joke is funny, they'll laugh if they see you laughing -- gorilla see, gorilla do. There are even those who think food is funny. Cracking up when someone orders sweet and powered chicken things or when they eat a ja-LA-pen-o for the first time. So basically, humor is a catch-23. What comes around is all around and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize to make people laugh. Just like anything else, though, comedy is affected by the laws of supply and command. Make my words, it doesn't take rocket appliances to make someone else laugh but if you do it right you can get two birds stoned at once by making them laugh and entertaining them like Indianapolis Jones in is kha-HA-kee pants.

parakeet

"I know in my heart I'm funny."

nomoreguilt

Personally? I am a trip. I work for myself and therefore have a lot of time on my hands. Being alone, I find it necessary to ask myself questions. I also answer them. Oh, and I do this out loud. So, I was doing a job at one of my accounts the other day, talking to myself ,of course. The next thing I hear is, Hey! Are you ok NMG??? I look up and I see it's the body shop manager. I said, "Sure", when you work by yourself you always have to talk to yourself".So, besides talking to myself, I also have a good LAUGH at myself. Life is too short, not to.

Oh, I also know that I am not crazy nor do I have alztheimers. I raised 2 sons and had an ex-wife jw that was always harrasing me abut something jw that I wasn't doing right, or at all. Now THAT will make you crazy.

NMG

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