Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy...

by Elsewhere 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • crashfire451
    crashfire451

    Hours: 10
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  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    Oh Elsewhere...You sure know how to load a gun!

  • R.Crusoe
    R.Crusoe

    Reading Desmind Morris 'The Naked Male' there is a section on male genetalia and various tribal initiations from around the world.

    Apparently one example is where males have to cut their part from the sack to the tip on the underside so that it splays open the uretha and then has to be left to heal naturally over several months. It disinclines young males from masturbating!

    Also they pee like a woman and can restrict sperm entry, only utilising a tube when said pregnancy is required! And the erect shape is akin to a split kipper!

    So men -thank God you weren't brought up in that tribe!

    Apparently it was passed as an act of parliament by the tribal queens to make it visibly obvious that men could not lie about having had a vasectomy!

    Beware female governance!!

  • R.Crusoe
    R.Crusoe

    Small lies can change your whole life!

    As in my case! And some of you it seems! And there is no accountability in many instances. It is bad that some deliberately set out to deceive!

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    I love your new hair color.

  • Mary
    Mary

    No, I've never read apostate literature.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    I've been told three times by women "I'm on birth control" and they likely weren't. One told me she had a histerectomy and couldn't have children. A few years later, she had a child.

    There was also one who told me she had a VD, but wanted to sleep with me anyway.

    It's really not surprising that there's as many single parents as there are.

  • Mary
    Mary
    crashfire said: Hours: 10
    Return Visits (BackCalls for some of us): 5
    Books: 2
    Magazines: 25

    LOL! That's the best one so far. I love it!

  • mentalclearness
    mentalclearness

    with you it´s love..with them it´s just sex.....

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