I thought I would tell everyone here first... I'm going to prison

by Elsewhere 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • VM44
  • primitivegenius
    primitivegenius
    Freud said ther were no real accidents, maybe yuo'd like a bang in the ass so you broke the law and removed the tags! LOL...JUst kidding!

    lmao

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    Say it ain't so!!! No!!! Why'd ya do it Else? WHY???

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    pssssst...no one has to know. I know someone who knows someone who can get you a whole set of tags, won't cost much and no one can tell them from the real thing..

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    you can tell 'em the kitty did it >>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=CRBKkHPprqY

  • Warlock
    Warlock
    I sure hope I don't get sent to Federal "Bang You in the Ass" Prison.

    I hope you do.

    You'll probably feel at home.

    Warlock

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    I've contacted Homeland Security, the penalties for linen terrorism is very harsh. I bet they raise the linen terror level from 300 to 400 thread count on account of this.

  • XOCO
    XOCO

    Don't drop the soap buddy

    XOCO

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    THE CHILDREN !! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN ?!?!

    THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF INHUMANITY THAT RESULTS FROM BECOMING A POST-JEHOVAH EX-WITLESS APOSTATE !!!

    WHAT NEXT ?!?! SERIAL PUPPY KICKING ????

    YOU BEAST ! ! ! ! !

    We love you anyway, Brother Where. Since you confessed, we'll give you private reproof and pass the hat to collect $12.5 million in hush money. Trust us. Nobody will ever know.

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    Have you confessed to the elders yet? Remember, if theres only one witness you will live to detag again. W.Once

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