I'm serious too.
For the love of Jehovah God...
by nvrgnbk 46 Replies latest jw friends
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GoddessRachel
Though I would like to edit my plea to say "for the love of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater." Just sayin'...
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beksbks
You're being far too direct. Make us WANT to help you.
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truthsearcher
How do you feel about Candian Tire money? (I have some of that in my junk drawer )
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Do you take rubber checks?
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BizzyBee
mebbe fyou sed yer sssstyrartieeg up yor jeeep in thyee darage wiuth dooore cloawsed coz youre meds ur scrood up and some azzhol is stalllking uoy.
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Little Drummer Boy
You all are being mean.
If you get the above, +1 for you.
(Tongue firmly planted in cheek)
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BizzyBee
I give from my heart to yours
and always will, no matter how mean to me
you effing bastards are
+1 fer me!
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JeffT
Dearest Friend nvrgbk
In the name of JWD I request your kind assistance in resolving a small matter to our mutual benefit. I am the son the second assitant crown prince of slobovia. Due to an unfortunate incident involving some soldiers, a corrupt accountant, evil bankers and a goat I have $157,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in a bank account that I am unable to access. Some one named 5go has discovered that if I gain access to these funds I will own the United States of America. Should you choose to help me you can have 10% of this money as a reward for your kind assistance. Because I know you are a good and honarable man, when I own America you may have the state of your choice as a bonus. Also a set of very valuable Ginzu knives.
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Little Drummer Boy
Oh no BizzyBee, you get +3 for that.
You get the extra +2 for going the extra mile.
Very nice.