Hey JeffT,
That only works for Princes (sic) around here.
For the love of Jehovah God...
by nvrgnbk 46 Replies latest jw friends
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GoddessRachel
Dearest Friend nvrgbk
In the name of JWD I request your kind assistance in resolving a small matter to our mutual benefit. I am the son the second assitant crown prince of slobovia. Due to an unfortunate incident involving some soldiers, a corrupt accountant, evil bankers and a goat I have $157,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in a bank account that I am unable to access. Some one named 5go has discovered that if I gain access to these funds I will own the United States of America. Should you choose to help me you can have 10% of this money as a reward for your kind assistance. Because I know you are a good and honarable man, when I own America you may have the state of your choice as a bonus. Also a set of very valuable Ginzu knives.
LOL (Ginzu knives = very nice touch.)
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BlackSwan of Memphis
I've got the solution to all your problems:
OFFICIAL VISA LOTTERY NOTICE: NOT A SCAM!!! Congratulations winner!
We await your answer. On December 32, your email address was drawn out of a lottery of 2,000,000,000 names. $1,000,000 has been reserved for you. We need your Visa number to credit your account. Please respond by Jan 32 2008 to secure your winnings.
I dunno, it says it's official.....
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BizzyBee
LOL (Ginzu knives = very nice touch.)Dearest Friend nvrgbk
In the name of JWD I request your kind assistance in resolving a small matter to our mutual benefit. I am the son the second assitant crown prince of slobovia. Due to an unfortunate incident involving some soldiers, a corrupt accountant, evil bankers and a goat I have $157,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in a bank account that I am unable to access. Some one named 5go has discovered that if I gain access to these funds I will own the United States of America. Should you choose to help me you can have 10% of this money as a reward for your kind assistance. Because I know you are a good and honarable man, when I own America you may have the state of your choice as a bonus. Also a set of very valuable Ginzu knives.
LOL (goat = very nice touch.)
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Honesty
I will be more than happy to assist you.
The "Faithful Slave" says that material ssistannce is a waste of time and that people in your situation need real help.
That is why I am pleased to offer you our latest Watchtower and Awake magazines.
These Bible based publications are being offered to you on a voluntary donation basis.
Got any change on ya?
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sweetface2233
Seriously guys, I am in dire straights here. I have a Pay Pal account. Please direct finds to sweetface@deadbeattenantsandlosingherjobin5weeks.com
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