For the love of Jehovah God... (page 4)

Little Drummer Boy

Hey JeffT,

That only works for Princes (sic) around here.

exwitless

OK, you twisted my arm:

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Now this is for BizzyBee:

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GoddessRachel

Dearest Friend nvrgbk
In the name of JWD I request your kind assistance in resolving a small matter to our mutual benefit. I am the son the second assitant crown prince of slobovia. Due to an unfortunate incident involving some soldiers, a corrupt accountant, evil bankers and a goat I have $157,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in a bank account that I am unable to access. Some one named 5go has discovered that if I gain access to these funds I will own the United States of America. Should you choose to help me you can have 10% of this money as a reward for your kind assistance. Because I know you are a good and honarable man, when I own America you may have the state of your choice as a bonus. Also a set of very valuable Ginzu knives.

LOL (Ginzu knives = very nice touch.)

BlackSwan of Memphis

I've got the solution to all your problems:

OFFICIAL VISA LOTTERY NOTICE: NOT A SCAM!!! Congratulations winner!

We await your answer. On December 32, your email address was drawn out of a lottery of 2,000,000,000 names. $1,000,000 has been reserved for you. We need your Visa number to credit your account. Please respond by Jan 32 2008 to secure your winnings.

I dunno, it says it's official.....

memario

Sorry nvr, but of you asked "for the love of Satan" then I might have considered it.

mem

BizzyBee

Dearest Friend nvrgbk
In the name of JWD I request your kind assistance in resolving a small matter to our mutual benefit. I am the son the second assitant crown prince of slobovia. Due to an unfortunate incident involving some soldiers, a corrupt accountant, evil bankers and a goat I have $157,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in a bank account that I am unable to access. Some one named 5go has discovered that if I gain access to these funds I will own the United States of America. Should you choose to help me you can have 10% of this money as a reward for your kind assistance. Because I know you are a good and honarable man, when I own America you may have the state of your choice as a bonus. Also a set of very valuable Ginzu knives.
LOL (Ginzu knives = very nice touch.)

LOL (goat = very nice touch.)

GoddessRachel

LOL, Bizzy Bee, I appreciated the goat as well.

Honesty

I will be more than happy to assist you.

The "Faithful Slave" says that material ssistannce is a waste of time and that people in your situation need real help.

That is why I am pleased to offer you our latest Watchtower and Awake magazines.

These Bible based publications are being offered to you on a voluntary donation basis.

Got any change on ya?

sweetface2233

Seriously guys, I am in dire straights here. I have a Pay Pal account. Please direct finds to [email protected]

tijkmo

this thread is in poor taste.

i demand that it be locked immediately

and that everyone who posted on it be banned forever (see what i did there - ironic !! non)

~~hoomou/rhumr~~ laughing at stuff will not be tolerated

For the love of Jehovah God...

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