WT Comments (1/21 ARE YOU READY?) FEATURING NOSFERATU

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  • Gopher
    Gopher
    "only organization to survive armageddon"

    But hey -- notice this !! They left themselves a loophole. They didn't say JW's would be the only PEOPLE to survive Armageddon, but the only ORGANIZATION.

    They don't say that other PEOPLE outside the organization wouldn't survive. They leave some wiggle room there.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    pretty funny. Interesting how they insert unprovable assumptions (Jesus began reigning in 1914) as if fact, no proof needed. If you repeat a lie long enough, people begin to believe it. Thanks for pointing out each irrelevant scripture. It's the first time I've read one of these threads, because I couldn't stand the thought of reading a WT

  • searcher
    searcher

    Q15) What should be done if there are strained relations between you and a fellow believer?

    15) Suppose that strained relations exist between you and a certain fellow believer . In that case, make every effort to repair the breach , thus promoting the peace and unity of the congregation. (Psalm 133:1-3) Apply the counsel of Jesus as recorded at Matthew 5:23, 24 or Matthew 18:15-17 . If you have been letting the sun set while you are still in a provoked state, be quick to correct matters. Often all that is needed is a willingness to forgive. Paul wrote: "Become kind to one another, tenderly compassionate, freely forgiving one another just as God also by Christ freely forgave you."- Ephesians 4:25, 26, 32.

    Meaning,

    DO NOT SUE THE WTBTS.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    This is yet another poorly written article from the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger class. What I noticed was that they take a word or two out of a scripture and cite that scripture. Then they use those words to back up the authority of the article, using the scripture to prove it. What they don't tell you is that the scripture never was meant to prove what the article tells you.

    And, that assertation that prayer is the solution to your problems. It is not. About 90% of your problems can be solved or lessened simply by acting, and that does not require prayer (in fact, praying wastes time that should be spent acting, unless praying helps you to focus on the task). You will be seeing an upcoming study article telling you to trust Jehovah to answer your prayers simply because He claims to have answered a few hand-picked prayers in the Bible. What they won't tell you is that Jehovah answered them solely because they were self-serving, and putting them in the Bible will make us think He answers all prayers similarly. Do not be fooled.

    I think this is a much better way to prepare for the Watchtower than going to the boasting session itself. The commentaries are generally accurate (human error aside). The comments made below will not be the canned comments that are heard in the Kingdumb Hell (which are always in the paragraph). I noticed that they started right off the bat with a death threat to anyone not in the cult.

    And, yes the "music(??)" at the Kingdumb Hell sucks. I sure hope we get a horrible blizzard that forces the hounders to cancel the meeting or get stuck in the snow trying to hold the boasting session.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    That article was pretty hard for me to read as well. Hell, all of them are.

    It's kinda funny how the theme of Prunes and Poop seemed to develop naturally while I was doing this WT Study. Must be some kind of subliminal message in the article. And I think it's funny how the guy in Paradise Erf has a beard.

  • Must obey!
    Must obey!
    19) Are you helping your children to 'keep themselves without spot from the world'? (James 1:27) Satan would like to reel in your children as a man reels in fish. Various clubs and other organizations are designed to make young people fit in with Satan's world. But Jehovah's servants already belong to the only organization that will survive the end of this wicked system of things. So Christian youths should be encouraged to have "plenty to do in the work of the Lord." (1 Corinthians 15:58) Godly parents need to assist their children to set goals that will give them a happy and rewarding life that honors God and helps them to be ready for Jehovah's day.

    This paragraph from the article is just sickening. It reeks of arrogance and hypocrisy. I even used to cringe at this kind of paragraph when I was a full-on, dedicated JW.

    Who are the ones that failed to keep thtemselves without spot from the world? The Watchtower Society, by joining the UN's DPI as an NGO and acting as a publicity agent for the UN, that's who! The rotten assholes at the Watchtower Society tell JW parents it is wrong for their kids to be in any 'clubs and other organizations' but the Watchtower Society secretly joined the UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION for 10 years and only resigned from that organisation when PUBLICLY EXPOSED BY INTERNATIONAL MEDIA!

    That's right...tell off JW parents and beat up on the JW children yet again all the while do dirty, sneaky, under-the-table deals with the UN, who you rebuke all other religions for fraternising with. And then whitewash and deny the whole scandal when it becomes public knowledge. Their gross hypocrisy and double standards knows no end.

    The poor JW kids cannot even join their local table tennis club now. No, it's not enough that JW kids cannot have birthdays, Christmas, easter, and be sexually abused by thousands of perverts who are hiding in the paedophile paradise known as 'Jehovah's organisation', and that they must die rather than have a blood transfusion...NOW LITTLE JOHNNY IS SERVING SATAN BY JOINING A LOCAL SPORTS CLUB!

    YOU are the ones who got reeled in by Satan, Teddy Jaracz and the rest of you old,lying filthy HYPOCRITES! LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE you demented, craven old fools.

    Your debased religious organisation will be the FIRST to be destroyed at Armageddon, make no mistake about that. And all the GB will rot in hades before they see the end of this system!

    God they makes my blood boil. I'm so damn angry at this utter crap, sorry.

  • Must obey!
    Must obey!

    sorry double post

  • RULES & REGULATIONS
    RULES & REGULATIONS

    Nosferatu: Great job !( Was that you at the EXODUS....DEICIDE....DECAPITATED....ENSLAVED show?) Just kidding! I've taken my son to all these shows and no harm done to either of us.

    19) Are you helping your children to 'keep themselves without spot from the world'? (James 1:27) Satan would like to reel in your children as a man reels in fish. Various clubs and other organizations are designed to make young people fit in with Satan's world. But Jehovah's servants already belong to the only organization that will survive the end of this wicked system of things. So Christian youths should be encouraged to have "plenty to do in the work of the Lord." (1 Corinthians 15:58) Godly parents need to assist their children to set goals that will give them a happy and rewarding life that honors God and helps them to be ready for Jehovah's day.

    What kind of bait does Satan use to reel in young people? What are the clubs or other organizations that make young people fit in with Satan's world?

    Can you please give us some examples?........... Are they playing sports? Going to Heavy Metal shows? Going to sporting events? After school activities?

    I guess the answer to ''keeping themselves without spot from the world'' is to encourage all the youths to have ''plenty to do in the work of the lord." Just let them preach,attend 3 meetings per week,and have no other activities.That's why nearly all the youths today leave as soon as they reach 18 years old.

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Notice how oftern NLP structured sentences arise "as you (verb) you will feel (emotion) and be moved to (verb)."

    This is the same way that hypnotic suggestions are implanted in a subject's mind.

    We are repeatedly told what to feel, what to do, what to think; the "proofs" are assumed so require no substantiating evidence for statements like 1914.

    HB

  • civicsi00
    civicsi00

    Excellent comments, man! I was reading these at work and was laughing throughout. But right at the end when you said:

    "Well we sure learned a lot today, didn't we? We learned how to string scriptures together to make them say anything we want. We also learned how we should hate our worldly neighbors because Jehovah doesn't like them. But Jesus loves them. But that doesn't matter because Jesus is only the “son of man”. Therefore, it is likely that Jesus will be destroyed on Jehovah's day because he loves his neighbors who are “the world of unrighteous human society.”

    OMG I just about fell off the damn chair when I read this conclusion!

    Anyways, this article was terrible, one of the WT's worst. I don't know who's writing for these magazines anymore, but they're pretty much just expressing static, random thoughts nowadays... or maybe that's the way it's always been..?

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