Brother Nosferatu, I'd like to comment....
Paragraph 4: 'In his prophecy regarding the conclusion of the system of things, Jesus Christ said to his disciples: "Prove yourselves ready." '
So, JC told his disciples in 33 C.E. to prove themselves ready for the conclusion of the system of things which hasn't occured as of 2008 C.E.? I understand that Jesus didn't know the day or the hour, but either he was off by at least 1,970 years, or he was only speaking about the destruction of Jerusalem in 70 C.E. Too bad Jesus didn't write any of this stuff down clearly himself.
Paragraph 11: "the admonition of `the faithful slave' to read the Bible daily".
They mean "read THEIR Bible and THEIR Bible Study Aids daily". Come on, Matt. 24:45 again? Yeah, we've read the context here at JWD:
45 "Who really is the faithful and discreet slave whom his master appointed over his domestics, to give them their food at the proper time? 46 Happy is that slave if his master on arriving finds him doing so. 47 Truly I say to YOU, He will appoint him over all his belongings.
48 "But if ever that evil slave should say in his heart, ‘My master is delaying,’ 49 and should start to beat his fellow slaves and should eat and drink with the confirmed drunkards, 50 the master of that slave will come on a day that he does not expect and in an hour that he does not know, 51 and will punish him with the greatest severity and will assign him his part with the hypocrites. There is where [his] weeping and the gnashing of [his] teeth will be.
Jesus didn't mention a "faithful and discreet slave" CLASS. In verse 48 he calls the same slave "that evil slave". Yeah, we've read the WTBTS explanation that it is a different slave class, but Jesus didn't mention two separate classes here. Why was everything Jesus said so incomplete that 1,970 years later a group of men in Brooklyn need to interpret what was written to make themselves saintly?
And perhaps the Writing Department should have been a bit more clear about using Joshua as an example... duh, he never read the Bible from Genesis to Revelation every year BECAUSE MOST OF IT HADN'T BEEN WRITTEN YET !!! He read what Moses wrote about the naked lady and the talking snake. And he read Moses Mosaic Law about how many cows and sheep and goats and birds to slaughter at the tabernacle to make God happy.
Paragraph 14: Pray for Holy Spirit? All these years I've been praying for Jah to kill billions of people so I could have my pet lion that the faithful and discreet slave promised we would get. Why would I want to pray for self-control if my God is about to go on a killing rampage? Looks like God's going to kill every non-JW and most of the JWs too if they don't start exercising self-control and get rid of their quick tempers. So, everybody be more patient, empathetic, and loving right now or else God will rip your guts out at Armageddon !!!
SnoozZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ wake up for last review question:
What do you look forward to when Jehovah's day is over? I look forward to lunch at Great Wall Chinese Buffet !! Oh crap, never mind, I misread the question. I thought it asked "What do you look forward to when the Craptower Study is over?"