by The Lone Ranger 55 Replies latest jw friends
There seems to be a very important announcement this coming weeking on the next service meeting, forme it will be on Wednesday 30th Jan.
During the last 2 Meetings they have asked that every batized JW be at that meeting and even to tell others who might not have heard the annoucement.
anyone here have any ideas I wouldn't be surprised if they are changing meeting times and arrangments...less meeting at is !
Don't they always make that announcement when it is time to renew the blood cards...er...medical directives?
or to announce the date of a "special talk" which turns out be as special as fried rice....special as Brittany leaving the house without her knickers and her marbles...
I'm sure it will be something worth yawning over...
or to announce the date of a "special talk" which turns out be as special as fried rice....
My dad "leaked" to me that a special talk IS coming up... no idea if this related.
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Rest assured that any 'big announcement' will not be important, or even interesting. All the big announcements and issues are hidden and buried in the WT where very few j-dubs will see them.
Blood - District Convention - Special Memorial Invite Campaign - I doubt very much if it will be anything outside the usual "special" announcements
This is the kind of hype tricks they come up with every so often as long as I can remember (since about 1953). My family used to get giddy with anticipation. No matter how lame the actual announcement was they never seemed to be too disappointed.
There is nothing wrong with your television set
do not attempt to adjust your picture
we are controlling transmission
we will control the horizontal
we will control the vertical
we will change the focus to a soft blurr,or sharpen it to crystal clarity
for the next hour sit quietly and we will control all you see and hear
you are about to participate in a shitty adventure
you are about to experience the awe and misery which reaches from the inner mind to:
The Jehovahs Witness. Sorry, but the control thingy reminded me that this is just another attempt at mind control.
"We'd like to announce that there will be a KH cleanup after field service on Saturday. If you had planned to engage in any valueless things on Saturday afternoon, please rest assured of Jehovah's blessing on your change of plans, and be here at 1:00 with your gloves, rakes, and shovels. Bookstudy overseers, please take note of those in your group who do not support this theocratic event."
