Big Announcement on next Service meeting

by The Lone Ranger 55 Replies latest jw friends

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  Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit

  Maybe they're changing the shunning policy. Now they can shun even fellow believers, you know, to keep everyone happy.
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  changeling

  They probably want to buy land for a new KH or want to remodel the existing one. They need baptized pubs to vote "yes" to proceed.

  changeling
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  OUTLAW

  OH my GOD!!..An announcement about....The Big Announcement!!.....This is soooo exciteing!!.......................OUTLAW
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  RULES & REGULATIONS

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  Homerovah the Almighty

  They are going to re-cycle all the shit that comes out of the bathrooms at the KD halls and pipe it directly up to the podium for everyone one to partake

  Oh wait minute they already do that ........never mind
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  yesidid

  What ever it is it's local, otherwise other congs would have made the same announcement,

  and they haven't, cos we aint heard nutten.

  yesidid
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  B_Deserter

  I remember when they had a "special" annual meeting at our normal district convention site. It was different because the congregations were invited to come. Basically it was like a 1-day District Convention. I swear to God just about everyone was sure they were going to announce that the system had come to an end. No one would say it, but you know that's what they were all thinking. Hell, that's what I was thinking. Turned out to be just an accounts report and a resolution to "stay faithful to Jehovah." Wait a sec I thought all JWs already dedicated themselves and there is no need for second dedication? Oh well. Yeah, it'll be a blood card thing or a memorial/district convention announcement. Major borefest.
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  Elsewhere

  Big Announcement: The usual mashed potatoes will from now on be replaced with tater tots.
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  5go

  There seems to be a very important announcement this coming weeking on the next service meeting, forme it will be on Wednesday 30th Jan.

  During the last 2 Meetings they have asked that every batized JW be at that meeting and even to tell others who might not have heard the annoucement.

  anyone here have any ideas I wouldn't be surprised if they are changing meeting times and arrangments...less meeting at is !

  I had something similar happen last month. http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/11/150420/1.ashx Please in form this thread if the same attendance program is used. I think they may be relaying a new anti-fader program or something through the DOs and COs. Though I have no confirmation.
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