In a few minutes, Moshe visits a KH bookstudy meeting.- I'm back

by moshe 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • moshe
    moshe

    Will he manage to make it for the entire hour of the bookstudy or will he open his mouth and - well, you know Moshe!

    I am out of town and just thought I would see what has changed in the almost 20 years since I sat in on a KH meeting.

  • tula
    tula

    Will you be raising your hand to ask permission to answer the questions?

    Do you raise your hand to ask permission to go to little boy's room?

    Are you wearing a disguise?

    Are you wearing panty hose under your slacks?

    Does anyone know you've hacked the WTS website?

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    Oh man Moshe!

    Too bad I don't have my Revelation Orgasmic Climax book handy to give you a preview of this week's lesson.

    May the farce be with you!

    OM

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    have fun, don't be to noticalbe. they may detect an apostate. we eminate a strange ordor. and we use anti-watchtower deodorant. Beware of the conductor his eyes are everywhere.

    orangefatcat

  • moshe
    moshe

    I am going to tell them I found an old yellowed tract in my side door- called, " the end of false religion is near"- it scared the begeebers out of me so much that after 35 years, i am thinking about restarting my Bible study with JW's- uh, has anything changed in 35yrs guys?

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Oh that is great!!

    Good luck Moshe.

    U da man!

  • Open mind
    Open mind
    or will he open his mouth and

    Is the Bear Catholic?

    Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?

    Let us know how it goes moshe.

    You know this could make a great YouTube video.

    OM

  • BFD
    BFD

    I'm with OM on this one. Good luck, moshe.

    BFD

  • lawrence
    lawrence

    Have fun! I wouldn't take bets on how long you'll be there.

  • RollerDave
    RollerDave

    Wow, a dangerous mission under the radar and behind enemy lines.

    I hope you make it, but if you don, the resistance, lives on.

    VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

    And remember, cigarettes aren't just handy for setting off self righteous born-againers, they make a nice time delay fuse.

    Love bombs, meet rotten egg smell!

    J/K, don't actually do that.

    Of course if you have a frozen chicken for the furnace room.....

    RD

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