Homeopath= Urine therapy cures many illnesses drink yours twice a day!!!

by Witness 007 57 Replies latest jw experiences

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    OK, I can't stand this thread a minute longer! So I'm going to give you all a little biology 101 lesson whether you like it or not. There is no "poison" in urine naturally. It consists of water, excess sodium, potassium, electrolytes, metabolites, urea, that the body had in excess and was filtered out throught the kidneys. If the person is not healthy as a person with many illnessess seeking a miracle cure may not be, it maycontain bacteria from infections, protein and/or sugar if you are diabetic, hormones, and the byproducts of other drugs the patient is taking. It can even have traces of blood in it. Very serious, especially for a JW. (I'm picturing an upcoming Awake article, "Is urine for true Christians?") So, the less healthy you are, the less likely you have healthy "pure" urine, uncontaminated by these other substances/poisons to drink. So if you are unhealthy you might be better off finding another healthier person's urine to drink than your own.

    Of course, this begs the question, why would anyone want to drink urine at all? While urine from a healthy person may not harm you, as some doctors have pointed out, that is not exactly a glowing endorsement for drinking it. There is absolutely nothing in it of any value to the imbiber that the body could not get through some other source, like gatorade! Much more pleasant and comes in many refreshing and delicious flavours like tutti frutti! If your body needed any of the components of the urine, it wouldn't have pissed them out in the first place. Hence the term "waste products".

    Now if you are in a life raft, waiting for rescue, or stumbling through the desert having lost your camel, and get severely dehydrated, there could be a case for drinking your urine. You will put back some of the lost water and electrolytes you have been losing. It is not going to dehydrate you faster than drinking nothing. However, it also isn't going to buy you more than an extra day or so either. Here's why. The more dehydrated you get, the less you pee and the more concentrated the pee is. A day or two with no water and you won't be peeing anyway, so you will have nothing to drink! Every batch of pee you do drink until then will have less and less water in it and more and more other stuff you don't want plus taste grosser and grosser. You will probably vomit from the high concentrations of other crud (see above) in the urine, and get more dehydrated from vomiting at that point than you would get hydrated from the urine.

    You also sweat out a good portion of the water you drink each day, so you are getting half back (give or take) with every subsequent pee. Bottom line is this, if the rescue boat or camel is a day away, drinking your urine might save your life in this one situation, but if it is a week away, you are toast anyway, and might as well not bother and die with your dignity in tact!

    OK, one other thing, the urea in urine is used as a treatment in medicated creams for severe dry cracked skin. It does work. Clinically proven. Recommended by dermatologists everywhere! It's called Uremol cream in Canada. However, there is no need to drink urine to get this wonderful smooth skin. They isolate urea from animal urine (I believe) and put it into a nice cream and a topical application is quite sufficient! I'm not sure if the urea would even be used by the skin if urine was ingested or just get filtered right back out through the kidneys again.

    Last, but not least, no scientific studies have ever shown urine to be an effective cancer treatment. However, in Mexico, they will be glad to take your money and give you some urine to drink anyway. If you want to spend your last days on earth drinking your urine in a third world country, that's your choice I guess.

    For all you people out there who got sucked into drinking your own urine by dubious doctors with dubious degrees from dubious universities, I have only this to say, in the words of the immortal "Nelson" from "the Simpson's" HAA! HAA! You drank pee!

    Cog

  • FreedomFrog
    FreedomFrog

    Thank you Cognizant...well written.

    I'm taking Science 214 which deals with nutrition. We actually went through a few chapters detailing how the digestive system works and what happens to our food. As Cognizant point out, you're not only getting water that you do pee out but you're also getting some other stuff that you may not want back into your body. Once food/liquids go into your body and hits the small intestines, the nutrients are absorbed through the wall lining of the small intestine as it filters out the good from the "waste". The nutrients are then distributed to the organs. The "leftovers" will go through the kidneys/bladder and so forth. Yes, some vitamins do pass through, but what if your body is expelling them because you're getting too much.

    For example, I just found out (through my class) I am ingesting too much Niacin and Vitamin B 6 from taking a multivitamin and eating foods that have it in them such as chicken, dairy, and legumes...where do you think the excess vitamins go? Through the filtering system. So why put back vitamins that I have too much of in the first place while at the same time taking a chance of drinking a bacteria filled and other things I would not want in my body?

    Let me make one thing clear that could have been misunderstood from my last posting...I said

    I know quite a bit about stuff that may have vitamins and minerals in them that could be good for the body...

    As you can see from the time I posted, it was very late and I didn't want to get into a big long drawn out post. I was about to edit it and say "even though you may find vitamins and minerals in things...this doesn't necessarily make it good for your body".

  • oompa
    oompa

    I see myself at a resturant saying...."and I'd like an iced pee please".......................oompa

  • FreedomFrog
    FreedomFrog
    I see myself at a resturant saying...."and I'd like an iced pee please".......................oompa

    lol...too funny.

  • FreedomFrog
    FreedomFrog
    I have only this to say, in the words of the immortal "Nelson" from "the Simpson's" HAA! HAA! You drank pee!

    Oh and Cog, warn me before making statements like that...I'm now cleaning off coffee that is spewed all over my monitor and keyboard...lmao

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles
    see myself at a resturant saying...."and I'd like an iced pee please".......................oompa

    Would you like lemon with that oompa?

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    The Russians have been using a type of urine therapy for years to cure many of the so-called hospital superbugs such as MRSA. I think its a type of phage therapy:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phage_therapy

    Basically, they realised that some patients contracted illnesses like MRSA in hospital whilst others had immunity - therefore, their bodies must contain something which destroys the bugs, some of which would be excreted in their urine. The sluice water was tested and also found to be clear of the bugs, so something seemed to be happening.

    They drew 'liquid' out of the hospital sewer/sluice, cleaned it up (obviously - ewww!) and then diluted it (much like homeopaths do with their medicines). They then gave this to infected patients to drink over a number of days and many recovered.

    Unfortunately, this treatment is so cheap that the pharmaceutical/biomedical industry isn't interested in running full clinical trials, and the Russians can't afford to, so people are still suffering and dying possibly needlessly.

  • BreakingAway
    BreakingAway

    Well, it does make one wonder why the urethra doesn't run directly into the mouth.It could be positioned right next to the Wharton's duct.Take a "gleek" for good health. "Dang ! I stubbed my toe !" gleek. "I think I feel the flu coming on." gleek, gleek. "Holy Cow, I've been shot with an arrow !" gleek, gleek, gleek.....

    LOL at Oompa's "Iced Pee". Hilarious !

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Urine is natures "Gator aid" and if I was stuck on a life boat with you guys guess who would be the last man standing...ME! Because I would drink my Urine, your Urine, and blood from your dead bodies just to stay alive!!! Thanks for dying guys I NEED THE NUTRIENTS! SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST AND SMARTEST.

    {Once purified by Liver and Kidneys there are NO toxins in Urine as long as you let it stream for afew seconds, stop believing in Myths}

    Before idiot Doctors started handing out Hard drugs to people {Heath Ledger!!} made by companies that make millions of dollars$$$$ people used home remedies most of which worked very well...this art has since been lost...but worth looking into if you sick. Look at the cure for Cancers today. 1940's to 2008 Cut it out...dose up on radiation and poison {Chemo} which harms your body and immune system. And hope for the best. I think all ancient forms of knowledge should be examined and given a chance...they weren't all dumb hicks. My mum puts onions on open wounds which I think is dumb yet next morning it looks alot better???? Does not smell better!

  • Bourne
    Bourne

    Sorry, but the only "Golden Showers" that I'm drinking would be of the alcoholic kind.

    Bourne

    altGolden Shower2 parts Bombay Sapphire gin
    1 part Peach Schnapps
    1 part Pineapple Juice
    Mix together in a shaker and serve as shots. Enjoy!

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