Noah's cruising habits!

edmond dantes

What did Noah do during the long voyage to pass the time?

Did he sing sea shanties and play his squeeze box as the waves hit him full in the face?

Mrs Noah gave a chorus or two of what shall we do with a drunken sailor.

lawrence

100 bottles of cashew wine on the wall, 100 bottles of cashew wine, you take one down and pass it around, 99 bottles...

No actually, he had a matchbook cover to request Talmudic Training before the deluge; sent it in, and had an advanced copy of Rashi and Ben Zackai in a brown paper bag delivered by the town drunk. Ben Zackai chanted the Goiim Haftorah daily in his head, as they made their way up into Mt. Ararat.

jaguarbass

He probably took care of the animals fed them and shoveled shxt. Then he slept and got up and did it all over again.

BurnTheShips

What's with all the Noah topics LOL.

sooner7nc

What are you talking about? Noah had seven sheep.

edmond dantes

At this present time I am searhing for shanties under the heading ;

CAPSTAN,WINDLASS AND PUMPING SHANTIES.

Leolaia

I know, lol, badboy has a real thing for Noah....I'm still waiting for the topic, "WAS NOAH AN INNIE OR OUTIE?"

edmond dantes

Leolaia,

The question should be addressed to Adam ,he wasn't innie or outie because he had no mummy.Noah was an outie because he used it as a fender when the Ark got stuck between a rock and a hard place.

ninja

I saw a film about noah's wife ....joan of arc.....Ithankyou....the old ones are the best

edmond dantes

Ninja,

I thought I had heard them all but that's new to me. Made me laugh

Noah's cruising habits!

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