From the Gospel of Rutherford the Judge.
And as they sat upon the mounts of the Catskills and looketh there upon the Bindery, and the disciples came unto them privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world? And Gerrit Lösch answered and said unto them, Take heed that no Apostate deceive you. For many Apostates shall open web forums and download and share WatchtTower PDFs, saying, I am a Witness; and shall deceive many. And ye shall hear of paperback Bibles and rumours of smaller calendars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. For higher education shall rise against the pioneer spirit, and Apostate against cult: and there shall be lawsuits, and pedophile scandals, and downsizing, in divers places. All these are the beginning of sorrows.