What is it about southern ladies....

by avishai 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    Well yeehaw! I guess I have cadence and finesse! I about passed out when I went and read the complete definition of both. Wow and sparkly too! Now that gives a gal with A. D. D. quite a rush. Do I swoon or run after the shiny? Maybe I will just stand here and be classy in my spurs? hmmmm!

  • sweetface2233
    sweetface2233

    Some people don't consider Texas as the south? Have they ever looked at a map?

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    Well Sweetface, that would have been me! When I read books, they always said "Southern Belles" and I never drawled a day in my life! Nor did I have bazzoombas that hung out the top of my corset! So hell I could not have been southern! You know?

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    Some people don't consider Texas as the south? Have they ever looked at a map?

    Technically, Texas is considered to be part of the south west. But they fought on the side of Dixie in the war between the states and many of Texans sound southern.

    An important note, not all southern accents sound the same. They change from state to state. They change from the north of a state to the south. And southern accents don't know there is a Mason-Dixon line. Southern Illinois, Indiana, Ohio? Southern accents. I heard a guy say something very funny one day: South of Indianapolis is really just Northern Kentucky. And north of Indianapolis is really just southern Michigan.
  • mkr32208
    mkr32208
    We know how to flirt, without it being sexual.

    and here I was going to say "they get naked at the drop of a hat..." Thats a personality trait I've always loved about the many I've known down 'heah.' Yes ALL of them are like that! For real! Just be nice to them for 15 minutes and flirt and be sweet and next thing you know they're walking around with no damn clothes on! It's awesome! Yankees you have to at least buy them dinner first!

  • willdabeerman
    willdabeerman

    Having lived in the south I would have to warn you. For every hot and sexy southern belle there are 75 times as many trashy redneck hillbillys. So if you find a shiny one, consider yourself lucky and hold on to her.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Wilda, where did you live? In the "hollers of Kentucky"? There are trashy redneck women in every state once you get out of the bigger cities and suburbs. It doesn't matter if it's the north, the south or Canada.

    Yankees you have to at least buy them dinner first!

    That's your generation and from what I hear, these yankee younguns are just as frivilous about their bodies and sex. And to them, a hamburger is considered dinner.

    Try going to some of the free concerts up in the country north of Grand Rapids or to the drive in movie in Muskegon Heights. I found you couldn't see a difference in the rednecks here and the rednecks in Georgia or Alabama. The closer into a city you go, the more refined the people tend to sound and look.

  • Burger Time
    Burger Time

    Yes rednecks are the same no matter where you go...actually "redneck" was a slang against northerners. Me personally I have found Southern women to be some of the biggest bitches on the planet. Because of southern Gentleman they expect everything and the world. The problem with the south is that half the manners are fake and everyone knows it. A KKK guy will hold the door for a black guy then burn a cross in his yard that night. A young person will shoot the owner of a store in the face then apologize for getting blood on the owner's cash register. The women are no different, instead of just coming out and saying what they want they try to use that fake niceness and sex to manipulate you. Not saying every southern women is that way it just seems that a lot are. Most of the transplant Northern and Western women I meet are straight up about what they want.

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    born and bred by the working middle class of the south here...

    Southern women do have a nice facade... and as long as they are treated properly may have a pretty good shelf life.

    Piss one off... even prettiest belle at the ball knows how to shoot well. In my experience southerners in general can hold a grudge for a long long time.

    Whoever brought it up... thanks for the Redneck clarification. It allways tickles me (in rural Michigan) to see some shithead kid with a rebel flag on his pickup who didnt know his Great grand dad fought the south with one of the Michigan Milita units. A true redneck should not be confused whith white trash... there is some distinction. I dont think I have ever seen a farmer on Jerry Springer.

    I never knew if it was good or bad... but some of the most refined southern girls I ever knew could be a slutty as needed... Just a bit more discreet than some of the white trash types.

    Lastly... you can find all kinds anyplace. But ya'all knew that already.

    Where does this "south" start anyway? Downstate Illinois and Indiana?

    ~Hill

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    The women are no different, instead of just coming out and saying what they want they try to use that fake niceness and sex to manipulate you.

    It must be your age. One of the things I love about my fellow southern ladies is that they will tell you like it is, but with sugar on top.

    I believe women are mostly the same almost anywhere in this country. The differences for southern women come in the way southern women speak, stand, walk, flirt, etc. are different. There is the notion of southern hospitality. It goes for both southern women and southern men.

    Yes, Hillbilly, we can be quite assertive when rubbed the wrong way, but some men like that. I know Andy does. the current guy I am dating tells me he likes it that I know what I want and make it very clear and that I won't let anyone push me around.

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