.... on in Kansas!
Heavens to Murgatroid! Sodom and Gommorah Batman! What the hell is going
by MsMcDucket 19 Replies latest social current
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hillbilly
depends on what part of Kansas.... he probably had to get some hot chick to hold the dog after years of trying to seduce the dog..........
~Hill
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dawg
I wonder if his lipstick was showing... if you know what I mean?
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MsMcDucket
Hillbilly, he broke into the house to have sex with the dog not the woman!
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sacolton
END TIMES!!!
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MsMcDucket
END TIMES!!!
He's going straight to Hell for that!
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MsMcDucket
I wonder if his lipstick was showing... if you know what I mean?
Dawg, do you think it could of been pheremones?
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hillbilly
old old joke..
Guy washes up on an island (think Tom Hanks in Castaway here)
after a few days he finds a dog... after years he and the dogs are bonded... and the castaway starts to have urges....
every time he catches the dog and attempt to have relations ...the dog bites him
One day a very very hot woman washes up on the island...
He finds her... takes her into camp... they become close and learn to depend on and trust each other.
One night he finally caves in and requests someting from his sexy co-castaway....
Betty Sue, he says,
"I feel very close to you... and have needs, desires and lusts than any man could have.... would you do me the favor of..........
Holding the dog still?
~Hill
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MsMcDucket
Holding the dog still?
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hillbilly
<disclaimer> i said it was an OLD joke....not a good one
That kid will likely get a dose of lithium before he gets a fine.
~Hill