They Walk Among Us

worldtraveller

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worldtraveller

Redid it so you can understand the full bits.

They Walk Among Us
and Many Work Retail

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave
her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to
her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became
indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and
returned the money again. I gave her the Money back ..
same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and
Many Work Retail

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon or a Grande
Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard
that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free,"
she said, "so I guess they're both free".
She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one
of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked Up at the
sky and said, "Where"?

They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the Real Estate Agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him
up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my
brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she
shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat
belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man Ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked Him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces."

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us,
and they Reproduce,
and Worst of all ............

THEY VOTE

Gopher

Yikes. Those sound like doofus-people you see on Jay Leno's "Jaywalking" segments or on the old game show "Street Smarts".

YoursChelbie

Those are too funny.

Here's a funny one by a Beauty contestant. Maybe not much should be expected since it is a "beauty" contest?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related

YC

Twitch

LOL

*shakes head*

Hortensia

thanks for my laugh! That was funny. And sadly true.

Carmel

Actually the sun does come up in the north at certain latitudes at certain times of the year! voting soon!

worldtraveller

Far enough north in the summer the sun actually goes in a circle. In Edmonton it glows in the night sky for a bit. Never total darkness at the end of June.

wha happened?

I've had two bank errors worth mentioning. Once I brought a payroll check in to cash. Same bank I was using for my own account. I asked to cash the check and have a cashiers ck drawn for $500.00. The teller returned with a cashiers ck for $500.00 and counted out my entire paycheck. I shook my head no and stated she made a mistake. She recounted my cash to exactly what my payroll ck totaled and handed me the $500.00 cashiers ck. I shook no again and frustrated and with alot of sighing, she counted again. Finally the teller next to her asked her to do the entire transaction again and yet again, my teller still didn't get the error. Finally the manager walked over and pulled the $500.00 cash from the pile and wished me a good day. The look on the dumb teller's face was priceless. Same bank same teller, I gave her my ck to deposit. She does and states that there is a 3-5 day hold. I object as it's a payroll ck, not hand drawn and from the same bank. She restates her claim. I asked how long cash is held. She states that it' available immediately after deposit. So I ask her for the ck. I then direct her to cash it which she does. I then fill out another deposit slip and hand the same money back to her. No complaint, she deposits it and no hold and smiles and wished me a nice day. I look over at the teller next to her and he just shrugs. Nice to see that employee training at banks is up to par

They Walk Among Us

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