you know you are an apostate when..... (page 2)

I'm not the apostate, the society is the apostate

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When I see the look on my kids faces at Christmas and realize that it just pisses my JW family right off but it feels awesome to me.

... while dozing off at the conventions, you fantasize about drawing random genitalia and other obscene things in the bathroom stalls.

you also know you're an apostate when you feel really, really weird singing "Happy Birthday" to a coworker.

when you are shopping around town for the best establishment to get your tattoo.

When you drive into the Kingdumb Hell parking lot with your spanking new "Ray Franz" bobble head on the dashboard.

when you reach up and feel your wonderful chin whiskers, and know that you don't have to shave them off.

Ray Franz" bobble head on the dashboard

where I can I get of those?

you don't smoke, drink, screw around, steal or lie, but you love to say the word "fuck"

You know you're an apostate when....

you prepare for the WT study while watching WT comments sponsored by V....

The Oracle

you know you are an apostate when.....