you know you are an apostate when..... (page 5)

crapola

When you read stuff on this website and don't feel ANY GUILT! HA HA HA

Witness 007

You Know your an Early Apostate when......they announce "new light" at the Circuit Assembly and you pretend to sneeze "Buuullcraaaap..excuse me!"

You mumble kingdom songs.....{Were Jehovah's Witnesses} Were blah blah blah blah...blah blah we blah blah blah blaaah bla blahh..."

You use one eye to peak at sister during prayers.

Other Witnesses walk across a busy freeway to avoid you.

Whenever someone says "this Generation" you have a Teret's syndrome fit....."Sh#t, B#tch, Crap!!!"

Sitting at the back, they announce a publisher drop in Australia and you yell "Horray!"......and then stare deeply in the Kingdom Ministry. {wasn't me}

Throw a Bannana at the Sunday visiting speaker.

sacolton

You wake up and look at the time ... an hour before the meeting ... and roll back over and sleep some more. Ahhhh!

When I can't even find time to put in 16 hours a day in field circus, but I can post on this forum. Or, when I can comment on Comments You Will Not Hear to studies that I would be totally embarrassed to give a comment on at the Kingdumb Hell.

MsMcDucket

When you won't go into a Kingdom Hall even if it will make your twin daughters, whom you love very much, happy.

allreadygone

You hear Fleetwood Mac sing "Tell me Lies tell me sweet little lies" and can only think of WTBTS.

babygirl75

Instead of you being the one shunned; you are the one shunning the JW's.

When you read or hear anything the WTBS has to say...You are either thinking or saying Bullshit...Bullshit...Bullshit...

Hiddenwindow

When your wife comes near the computer and you close the JWD window and make this face...and she thinks you are being unfaithful (which is in a way true, not unfaithful to her, but to the Borg.)

leaving-jws

When your sole reason for going to a circuit assembly or a district convention is to spy and take notes to be posted on JWD to be analyzed for faulty reasoning and hypocrisies.

ChattyCathie

Where can we get our Ray Franz bobble heads from

you know you are an apostate when.....