JK that made me chuckle.
well, I just participated in a miracle
by Hortensia 57 Replies latest jw experiences
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LouBelle
ah this is a funny thread.
All hail the lords' Hortensia. - have you got a halo hovering above your head now?? does it glo??
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chickpea
I was a tool for the lord
so was i..... but i got over it!!
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Jim_TX
I have a feeling that this story will re-surface in a few months at an assembly - or in some local talk - and it will be changed to something like... "...and I prayed to Jehovah that a Witness would find my phone..."
...or some such. The audience will clap loudly when the ending is told - and the person who found the phone is a JW - and they all live happily ever after.
Regards,
Jim TX
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Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
Aw Hort, I wouldn't call you a tool.
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MsMcDucket
It could of been the demons on the table that you bought making the girl help an apostate; and making the girl forget the phone; so that her mother could,also, talk to a non-christian.
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Emma
So when is choir practice for this new church? I want to join...
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The Doc 58
KM once gave an experience of "finding a tract on the track."
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GoingGoingGone
Well, I had a wet paper towel on my rear bumper for a week. Through all my travels it didn't fall off. As far as I know no one was praying for it, either. Wow, maybe I'M a god!
GGG
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wings
I just don't know where to start, you all are too funny.
Hortensia, if you have a trunk big enough for a dinning room table, you must have one big ass bumper. The lord clearly saw an opportunity for a miricle.
So since my prayers aren't being answered lately, would you mind praying that my daughters cell phone gets blown to bits. Lost would be okay, blown to bits would be better. I am past being annoyed about her ringtones and over minutes, constant text messaging. I just need the thing gone. Please help me.