At last the long hoped for Great Tribulation has taken place and the faithful JW's huddle together at the
local Kingdom Hall. The PO starts off speaking. Well Brothers and Sisters we made it, Jehovah has
rocked the nations!!!!!. Everyone applauds and they have tears of joy. Thank you for bringing your flashlights
an candles since we have no windows in the Hall and it would be rather dark without your help. He continues- Jehovah
has show us such kindness by striking the nations down in the winter time. This will keep the dead bodies from decaying
and give us the time we need to gather the dead. There are 65,000 people in our town and we have 30
able bodied brothers to take on the brunt of the work. Since the dead have not died in nice neat little piles
we will need to gather them from their homes. I estimate that we will have about 2 months before the Spring thaw
so we will have plenty of work to do in the name of the Lord. Don't worry Sisters you too can share in the glory of gathering
the dead enemies of Jehovah. You Sisters have enough strength to gather the dead babies and small children, just
leave the heavy lifting to the brothers. We had Brothers Jones and Smith go to the local police station to get their door
battering ram to knock the locked doors of off the hinges. If the home that you are taking the bodies out of
is one that you have had your eye on to occupy after the Great Tribulation then try not to do too
much damage. We have assigned 6 of our younger brothers and sisters to on gas siphoning duty to get gasoline out of
the cars and trucks. Ww will need gas for our cars and trucks. We will form in groups of 4 and go from house to house to find the dead
and use pick up trucks to haul the enemies of Jehovah to the local football field and put them in piles for creamation. We have found 20 homes that
have fireplaces to be used to warm up canned food and to keep us warm, so see your Book Study Overseer to see what house you are assigned
to for your food and also sleep around the fire place since there is no electricity or gas. The electical power grid is out and
none of the brothers have the colledge education to begin to even know where to start to fix ths system.
Brother Jones knows how to use a back hoe so he is digging holes in the back yards of the 20 homes to be used as
latrines. There will be a hole for the sisters and a hole for the brothers. Sister Smith has offered to go to the local
super markets to gather all of the toilet paper she can find. There will be a Watchower Study this Sunday. Another
blessing from Jehovah is the Regional Building Committee has agreed to put 4 pot bellies stoves in the Kingdom Hall
and put the vents thru the roof. Please get their on time since the later commers will be away from the heat and it
will get cold. Everyone please dress warm and bring extra blankets. We will be studing last months Watchtower until
we get further direction from the Faithful and Discret Slave class. One sad anouncement Sister Robinson killed
herself last night. She left a note saying that she could not bear living without her dead unbelieving husband her 2 disfellowshipped
children who were found dead in her basement. So Brothers and Sisters we have a lot of work do to. Try not to get
get too much blood or other body fluids on your hands because we do not have any running water. Let's close
with a word of prayer to our loving God Jehovah.
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