LOL Java - we pretty much typed the same thing at the same time. You beat me.
What's an OUIJA BOARD?
by White Dove 26 Replies latest jw friends
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nvrgnbk
How on earth demons inhabit it, I'll never know.
They don't exactly inhabit them, shamus.
They are however compelled to show up when summoned by means of them.
It's a contractual obligation.
Same deal when you watch The Exorcist in your living room.
Any available demons in your area get a page on their beepers and must arrive within a few seconds.
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JAVA
I might have beat you shamus100, but you said it better! Wouldn't it be fun to hand one on the KH door?
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White Dove
Oh, that rich! That sounds good! Put one near the door and watch'em run!
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Anti-Christ
I have read that it is a form of self hypnotism. You are taping in to your subconscious. Like hypnotism it does not work on everybody.
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White Dove
Would they have to re-dedicate the khall to cancel out the effects of demonz?
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shamus100
Java,
You would give someone a heart attack! Could you imagine them trying to knock it down with a stick, a group of them praying in the background? The demons... the demons... it's in the wood! Aaack! Sister, STAY BACK! STAY BACK!! Someone screwed it onto the hall itself - we have to BURN THE HALL DOWN! BURN IT! BURN IT! BURN IT!!
AAAAAGH!
Now that's how we could get rid of the kingdumb halls.
Er.. um... are summoned by the ouija board... er whatever. I'm sorry nvr, my bad. I just didn't have the time to understand fully the demon stories when I was a dub. secretly, it scares me... (hahahaha!)
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White Dove
Oh, I love the idea of self-hypnotism. That sounds like fun. My friend believes that you can actually reprogram your mind and make yourself go crazy. I wonder if that is true and if people have used Ouija boards in that way. I appologize for such a stupid thread, but I wonder about these things from time to time. It's amazing how superstitious JW's are.
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JAVA
** Any available demons in your area get a page on their beepers and must arrive within a few seconds. **
nvrgnbk -- That's rich. Thank god for beepers; it must have taken a few days for the demons to arrive back in the snail-mail days! -
nvrgnbk
it must have taken a few days for the demons to arrive back in the snail-mail days!
Remember Gabriel apologizing to Daniel for his tardiness- like three weeks to get to him I believe?
Blamed it on the Prince of Persia.