Men Get 'Bulge' Jeans to Enhance Their Assets

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  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    . http://news.excite.com/news/r/011110/07/odd-jeans-dc

    LONDON (Reuters) - Women have been faking it for years thanks to the wondrous properties of the booster bra. Now men are getting in on the act with a new pair of jeans designed to maximize their "upfront" appeal.

    Jeans maker Lee Cooper says it has re-released its subtly named 1970s "Packit" jeans -- redesigned to give every man the kind of eye-popping trouser frontage normally associated with mustachioed porn stars or a well-placed pair of socks.

    "The bulge has become the fashion statement of the season," a spokeswoman for the company said.

    "The (jeans) are designed for the ultimate in bulge enhancement...so men can put their assets on display."

    She said the original skin-tight version of the jeans, released in 1978, had been popular supporting acts for a host of pop stars and rock legends including Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi.

    The 2001 version has been redesigned with a new type of body-friendly denim which allows men to "follow fashion without risking their health or sexual prowess," she said.

    "But ultimately, just like the Wonderbra, if you haven't got the right equipment in the first place, there is only so much the jeans can do."

    closer

  • DIM
    DIM

    I don't think I need this.....but then again, maybe I'd better ask my wife. hahahaha...

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Thank you for the timely info, sister. Please speak into the mike.

    She said the original skin-tight version of the jeans, released in 1978, had been popular supporting acts for a host of pop stars and rock legends including Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi.

    Too bad the bassist for Spinal Tap wasn't informed about these.

  • Simon
    Simon

    We're just off to town... you don't think these will be in the shops already do you?

    Hey, I ask only for information...

  • edward gentry
    edward gentry

    personally I just slip a baseball bat down my pants leg, feels good slidin down there to.

  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    Personally speaking, I don't need them.

    Not that I am that well endowed or anything.

    I just have MASSIVE balls.

    ;-)

    Lowering the tone boldly where no man has lowered the tone before...

    Keep on rocking in the free world...

  • TR
    TR

    Hmmm.... the sausage is starting to get rancid. Better look into those jeans.

    TR

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    What I'd like to know is when "silicone" penis implants will become as commonplace as breast implants.

    Men, if it was a simple procedure, would you do it for your girlfriends or wives? Or is the "ego" BIG enough already?

    April

    "Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)

  • COMF
    COMF

    I'll have to let it get by me. Poor COMF, always out of step with the latest mandates from the fashion dictators... he's still never even picked up on the decree that sickly anorexic cocaine-addicted near-corpses are sexy while real, healthy, full-figured women aren't.

    COMF

  • Ranchette
    Ranchette

    Comf,

    I knew I liked you for some reason.
    A woman is not a real woman without those curves.

    Closer,
    A photo of a handsom man modeling these jeans would be appreciated.

    Ranchette

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