Men Get 'Bulge' Jeans to Enhance Their Assets (page 2)

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the latest mandates from the fashion dictators...

There were two guys, friends, who went to the beach a lot. One of them always had girls around him while the other didn't. One day the latter asked the former what his secret for attracting women was. After some hesitation, his friend told him, "get a potato and put it in your swimsuit. That's all you need to do; the women will come to you."

So he did. On their next beach trip he proudly strutted around the beach for a couple of hours, but to his disappointment, no women flocked to him. Finally he went to his friend, got him off to the side, and said, "Dude, I did just what you said. See? I've got the potato in my swimsuit. But I'm still not getting any attention from the girls. What's up?"

"Well," his friend said, "I guess I should have said that you need to put it in the front of your swimsuit. Not the back."

Hmmm... maybe I should have said, "the latest mandates from the fashion dick-taters,", eh?

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closer2fine

Ranchette, here Antonio Sabato Jr. is modeling a pair of the enhanced undies:

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closer2fine

of course, all men should be careful when wearing the enhancing device - as other men may become jealous and want to check if it is really all you. see below:

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joelbear

I have a small woo woo but I would never think of fals advertising, besides, they can see it for themselves on my web site any way.

I even have a section of my web site dedicated to small penises. It is called "Feelings of Inadequacy" It will even sing you a song about having a small penis.

www.joelbear.com

hugs

Joel

Nathan Natas

HA! "WONDER PANTS!!"

Tatiana - I think that if some day some genius figures out how to get the hydraulics to work properly, men will be lined up for it. After all, the breast, lovely as it is, is largely a passive particiant in the game, while certain 'expectations' are made of a man's tool. In god's new order, all perfected men will sport 30" clubs the way Adam and Jesus did. Then we'll be able to enjoy sex on the beach without leaving the house.