"Jehoagie's Witnesses"
I got that at a Tacoma convention in '87, I believe.
A gay brother and I(I didn't know he was gay at the time, although I had my suspicions) got up early to help prepare lunch for the convention. It was assembly line hoagie sandwiches. One line was ham, one turkey, beef, etc. Then one young "bro" yelled out, "we're Jehoagie's Witnesses!" I couldn't suppress laughter as most around me gave the youth a hard time for butchering the name of God's holy people.
BTW, the gay brother got married. To a woman. Still married, I believe. No children though.
TR
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke