Now I lay me down to sleep ...

by compound complex 34 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • nomoreguilt
    nomoreguilt

    Now I lay me down to sleep,

    I parked my hot rod across the street,

    If it should roll before I wake,

    Please dear lord SLAM on the brake.

    I found this written in the 7th grade social studies book I inherited when I went to junior high school.

    Circa, 1962

    Author, UNKNOWN

    NMG

    NMG

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    Lord, grant me some buns!

  • startingover
    startingover

    Here's my favorite prayer:

    Oh, dear god, thank you, you are such a good god to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating god, and we thank you oh sweet, sweet lord of hosts for the smorgasbord you have so aptly laid at our table this day, and each day, by day, day by day, by day oh dear lord three things we pray to love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to follow thee more nearly, day, by day, by day. Amen.

    Anyone know where it came from?

  • watson
    watson

    Godspell

  • compound complex
    compound complex
    Oh Dear God…thank you…you are such a good God to us and such a kind and gentle and accommodating God. And we thank you, oh sweet lord of hosts for the smorgasbord you have so aptly laid at our table this day and each day by day, day by day by day. Oh dear lord, three things we pray…to love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to follow thee more nearly, day by day by day…Amen -Ben Stiller, Meet the Parents
  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    babygirl - great minds!!! It's one of my favs.

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    Chaplain: Let us praise God. Oh Lord...

    Congregation: Oh Lord...

    Chaplain: Oooh you are so big...

    Congregation: Oooh you are so big...

    Chaplain: So absolutely huge.

    Congregation: So ab - solutely huge.

    Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell
    you.

    Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell
    you.

    Chaplain: Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.

    Congregation: And barefaced flattery.

    Chaplain: But you are so strong and, well, just so super.

    Congregation: Fan - tastic.

    Headmaster: Amen.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Before meals:

    Thou art great and Thou art good; Father, we thank Thee for our food. By our hands we must be fed, Give us, Lord, our daily bread. Amen

    Before retiring for the evening:

    Now the day is over, night is drawing nigh; Shadows of the evening steal across the sky. Oh Jesus, keep us in Thy sight And save us thru the coming night! Amen

    I was a good little girl.

    Sylvia

  • startingover
    startingover

    Yes, my favorite prayer by Ben Stiller. Seeing it in print doesn't really do it justice, it was all in his presentation.

  • One true Jesus Freak
    One true Jesus Freak

    This was my favorite prayer before going asleep when I was a child.

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