by Englishman 42 Replies latest jw friends
LOL E-man!
I have read a few posts where I thought the girl was a guy and the guy was a girl. Then I get straighten out, pronto, when he or she refers to his wife or her husband. Perhaps, Simon could put a little box in our profiles that lets the reader know if we are male or female. One could check male or female. However, don't leave it blank for us to fill in. I can just see it now! Q. Sex? A. Yes! Please!
Andee
E'Man,
Male, most of the time.
HS
Reminds me of a little ditty by The Kinks:
Lola
I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
Under electric candlelight,
She picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left how just a week before,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Come on, sing it with me......
closer
closer2fine,
I've walked through North Soho a number of times, Soho is an area in London just off Piccadilly and Leicester Square.
Englishman.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....
So, ah, Eman, you see Lola???? LOL
closer
With those legs...he could BE Lola
I had my girlfriend check, she said I was a guy.
"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
I feel bad for these poor fools.
http://hometown.aol.com/onjehovahside/ and [email protected]
Would that be Kylishhlee checking for you Jayhawk??? lol teehee ha ha...sorry I just couldn't resist...she does so love you!
Xena,
Maybe I should wear high heels? Hmm, the feet could be a problem though, UK size 14, Europe 49, what's that in American?
Englishman.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....
Hi Eman,
I kind of thought my name--Patio--gave it away that I'm female. It stands for 'Patty,' but that's not what I go by (Pat).
You've got great legs!
Pat
