Why Not Render Your Gender? (page 4)

Englishman

Wow, I thought you were a builder that layed patio's! Glad you liked the legs, more will be revealed....

Englishman

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

safe4kids

Hiyas Eguy,

In case there is any doubt, I'm female . I'm also safe for children, but the rest of youse better watch out!!

Dana

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end...
Closing Time, Semisonic

Gopher

I'm a rodent.

Want to know which gender a rodent is? Then you've got issues!

GopherWhy shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Xena

hhhhhmmm E-Man those sound like some pretty BIG feet...so is it true what they say about the size of a man's feet and his...you know????

tyydyy

Just for the record..........I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. By the way, you have got to hear this song

Loudon Wainwright

I Wish I Was A Lesbian

Album: Career Moves

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!

TimB

Englishman

Xena,

Surely you saw the pic of Her Ladyship demonstrating my er...? I did post it in the summer, you want to see it again?

Englishman.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

Xena

Yikes I can't believe I almost missed this opportunity to see E-man's uuummm what are you going to show me??? lol I wasn't around this summer...please please do show me

Tatiana

Well, everyone knows I'm female....this is my real pic. Tim, I love that song!!
Xena, I'm with you. I was registered in summer, but missed EM's uummm!

So, where is it????

April

"Love never dies." Voivodul Vlad Draculea (from Bram Stoker's Dracula-1992)

Englishman

OK, Xena.

A few months ago someone also commented on my big feet and asked: "Is It True That Englishman Has A Bigger.........?"

So, I left it up to Her Ladyship to supply the answer.

Here it is again:

Englishman.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

expatbrit

And a link to the original thread, with Tracy's timeless response: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=8780&site=3#103787

Expatbrit

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