when is armagaedon coming

by bimfy 52 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    According to the Filthful and Disgraceful Slavebugger, it could come within the next 3-6 months. They are not currently expecting to get out of 2008 (but they said that in 2006 and 2007, too).

    How reliable are they? They predicted the end for 1914, and it didn't come. They tried again in 1915, 1918, 1925, 1941, and 1975. Many on this board remember 1975. Later, they pushed in the mid 1980s (I remember hearing that we would not make 2000 sometime in the 1980s). And here we are, well past 2000.

    Unfortunately, they might be much closer to starting the Second Dark Ages than to predicting successfully Armageddon. All it takes is for a few Value Destroyer Training School grads to fix the witless congregations using the methods that got them in the mess they are in (and they are likely to not accept anything less than 100% success after the 2006 False Religion Disaster and this past REJECT Jesus Party invitation campaign that did not get finished), and then they will have the whole nation captive. Then they will rejoin the UN, this time as a member nation, and make it official. Information control on a worldwide basis and ownership of everything and everyone will then be a forgone conclusion.

    Hopefully, we will be successful in ruining the Watchtower Society before they get the chance to do that. If we successfully ruin the Watchtower Society, Armageddon as we know it might never come.

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    ** BURST THROUGH DOORS **

    Guys! Guys! (panting) Gotta catch my breath! (panting)
    Armageddon ... (pointing outside) is just down the street! It's coming!

  • ldrnomo
    ldrnomo

    The Mayan calander only go's to 2012 so that will be the end.

  • blondie
    blondie

    THRESHOLD AND FAST-APPROACHING

    *** w06 5/15 p. 5 God’s Purpose for the Earth—Soon to Be Fulfilled ***We are now on the threshold of a new world promised by Jehovah God.

    *** w04 10/15 p. 17 par. 12 "Go About in the Land" ***Having traveled from Egypt to Mount Sinai and then 170 miles [270 km] to Kadesh, they were as if on the doorstep of the Promised Land. In our case, we are on the threshold of the promised earthly Paradise.

    *** w04 12/1 p. 8 Highlights From the Book of Joshua ***As we stand at the threshold of the promised new world, our position is comparable to that of the sons of Israel who were poised to take possession of the Promised Land.

    *** w06 12/15 "The Great Day of Jehovah Is Near" ***

    Why should most of mankind dread the fast-approaching day of Jehovah?

    *** w01 2/1 p. 7 Finding Security in a Risk-Filled World ***True wisdom will soon ‘preserve alive its owners’ in an unprecedented way—protection through the fast-approaching "great tribulation," when God destroys the wicked

    *** w99 10/1 pp. 7-8 par. 12 "For Everything There Is an Appointed Time" ***Our survival of that fast-approaching great tribulation depends upon our recognizing that today is primarily a time to weep.

  • potleg
    potleg

    It's just around the corner...here, see... oh Gawd, someones nicked it. No, wait a minute, maybe it's been moved to a different corner. Yeah that's it mate. Keep looking dear and don't forget to turn the lights out when your finished,... what's that...right,..the candle burned down long ago. Well good night then (footsteps echo, door closes)

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    The answer is a lilltle zen-like.

    It has always been coming, it will always be coming, and it will never come.

  • TooBad TooSad
    TooBad TooSad

    It came in 1975.

    TBTS

  • Micaiah
    Micaiah

    Does anyone know if there is an electronic version of the New World Translation available anywhere? I've been looking recently and I'm not sure that one exists.

  • Maddie
    Maddie

    I keep telling you that its just round the corner for goodness sake!!

    Maddie

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    Micaiah, this is ex-JW board, here is the NWT link at http://watchtower.org/e/bible/index.htm

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