27% Witness. Oh well, its been less than a year. The mow the lawn one probably got me. Don't have a lawn, but I don't like to be seen with chipped nail polish.
FUN TEST! I am 37% JW!! Post your percentage here plz
by Tired of the Hypocrisy 145 Replies latest jw friends
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Kinjiro
After 15 years out I still have 13% if the cult in me!!! On the other hand, according to baba's test I am now 100% Secular Humanist... thats a quantum leap if there ever was one!
Congratulations to all that scored less than 30%... keep on reading and studying everything you can and just like bodyfat and dieting, the jw in you will melt away!!!!
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Rabbit
Heheheh...I needed a smile -- and I got one !
Read all the way to the bottom ! Evolution IS true ! JWism is a vestigial org. (<--pun)
1. Secular Humanism(100%) Or Secular Rabbitism ? 2. Unitarian Universalism(89%) 3. Liberal Quakers(79%) 4. Neo-Pagan(74%) 5. Nontheist(68%) 6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants(65%) 7. Theravada Buddhism(63%) 8. New Age(57%) 9. Taoism(54%) 10. Orthodox Quaker(52%) 11. Reform Judaism(50%) 12. Mahayana Buddhism(49%) 13. Sikhism(39%) 14. Bahá'í Faith(36%) 15. Scientology(35%) 16. Jainism(34%) 17. New Thought(33%) 18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons)(31%) 19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist)(27%) 20. Seventh Day Adventist(25%) 21. Hinduism(23%) 22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant(23%) 23. Eastern Orthodox(20%) 24. Islam(20%) 25. Orthodox Judaism(20%) 26. Roman Catholic(20%) 27. Jehovah's Witness(15%) -
sweet pea
23% - far too much for my liking.
I soooo love being a rebel.
Great quiz, hilarious results/explanations - thanks for posting. -
Not Feeling It
27 fairly arbitrary percentages. I might be more given the correct questions. Then again I might not be at all ... depends which goofus is running the local Hall.
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Hope4Others
Well I have to say I took the test when you first posted and I was too embarrassed to say that my percentage
was .......43%. I don't know what happened. I guess I better keep reading, the vehicle and the bible ? did not help.
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loosie
I was 15% because I mow my lawn.
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hubert
I was 15% because I mow my lawn.
Hey Loosie, I got 20% for mowing my lawn. How did you get a better score than me??
Hubert
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mkr32208
I got points because of two things that I TOTALLY disagree with!
A) Not giving a crap about what others think is witness like... Actually it's completely the opposite. Witnesses use pore pressure to keep people in line if you don't give a crap what they think they they won't be able to guilt you into stuff!
B) Using the holidays as an excuse to celebrate old gods that know one believes in anymore! (ok so I was kidding) either way I didn't mean that I wanted to stop worshiping my pagan gods! Plus the new light is that if it's no longer used for pagan stuff it's fine! So my embracing the pagan gods should beanit new light!
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Warlock
I'm 37%, but I'll give 5% to Mary so we can be even.
Warlock