brilliant counsel elder style

by *Incubus 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • jwfacts
    jwfacts
    I was too young to comprehend the incidents which had made such a negative impression on me.
    But not too young to make the decision to get baptized, I bet.

    exactly

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy
    They dismissed my doubts and said that that was the influence of the porn.

    Are you silly? There are so many references to 1914 in all of the Debbie Does the Governing Body movies, myriad references to the UN in the Emmanuelle Around the World movie, and a complete anthology on the basics of child moestation techniques!!....LOL

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    These are really funny! Too bad they come from real life.

  • Connaughty
    Connaughty

    I understand CoolhandLukes comments.

    They are saying so you are sick of service, reading the publications, meeting attendance then...do more and you'll like it.

    Try that on a kid who doesn't like eating brussels sprouts, " Well you don't like that do you lad? Well have some more, more, more...." You get the picture.

  • Connaughty
    Connaughty

    Incubus.

    You should have asked the Elder who presented the illustration of a handful of diamonds. Was he holding blood diamonds? If that's the case it's worthless to me. What kind of diamonds was he trying to categorize? Not all diamonds are precious. Some come with a bad history.

  • metaspy
    metaspy

    I just talked to a friend (Zelda) who recently got a marking talk.
    She called the elders, since they hadn't talked to her in about a year.
    they said they tried to contact her - which was a lie. Then they told her, just make it easy on us and write a DA letter.

  • potleg
    potleg

    I hadn't been to a meeting in about 5 years and then I went to a funeral at the KH.

    An elder game over and said how good it was to see me and that we should get together some time and go out in service! I thought to myself "you're a total idiot, you don't have a clue" I just smiled and said something like "I don't think so." End of conversation.

    Another elder told me he wanted to come by for a shepherding call, I told him he was too late and that he should have come by about 5 years previous. Then I get the old we really miss you and would love to see you here more often. I looked the fellow right in the eye and said "yeah right...I'm not interested" He buggered off.

    Game set and match to me, I think.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    How about the repeated counsel from the platform that the a$$emblies are a foretaste of the new system. Then, when all the sisters reject me, they tell me that it isn't really what the new system is going to be like, blatantly contradicting what has just been said from the platform! Needless to say, they wonder why I am no longer going to a$$emblies. And I see the "new order" as nothing more than the Second Dark Ages.

  • *Incubus
    *Incubus

    Connaughty,funny you should say that...

    I hadnt learned about blood diamonds yet.When he said that I pictured dirty pieces of quartz tho.

    Great stories all..

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    Can you imagine the backlash they would have to deal with over a 14 year old dis-associating themself?

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