"New light...We are to break off into smaller sects and build ranches in Texas. This will allow us to be even more seperate from this world. Our women will wear no make-up; have hideous hair-do's, and wear pioneer style dresses. But us men can be married & "do it" with as many of them as we want. Praise Jah!!!"
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by sacolton 27 Replies latest jw friends
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Eyes Open
Due to a recent lack of enthusiasm, one of you Ministerial Servants will hold up this sign after public talks.
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Burger Time
According to Ezekiel 1:10-14, the faithful and discreet slave would like us to only use it's Assembly Facilities for every meeting. Yes isn't it glorious brothers! Let us "sped back and forth like flashes of lightning" the 80 miles round trip it will take us. Surely the Faithful and Discreet slave are looking out for our interests....oh and uh that Jesus guy is pretty cool too.
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Meeting Junkie No More
Millions Now Living are Gonna Die - so start preparing for your retirement years...
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Caedes
Brother bethelites, you're all fired.
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Meeting Junkie No More
"Brothers, Jehovah's chariot seems to be running out of gas..."
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kurtbethel
"You're on Candid Camera, and have been all along!"
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undercover
We're eliminating Book Studies at the friends homes and combining the meeting with the service meeting and ministry school.
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minimus
"AND FEMALES WILL NO LONGER BE ALLOWED HERE".
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Hope4Others
You're on Candid Camera, and have been all along!"
This is too precious!
AND FEMALES WILL NO LONGER BE ALLOWED HERE".
Were they ever?
Cheers!
hope4others