X-JW resume builders. Caption THIS!

by BurnTheShips 17 years ago 10 Replies latest 17 years ago jw friends

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  BurnTheShips 17 years ago

  Know of any way to creatively spin ubdom into a resume plus?

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  daniel-p 17 years ago

  LOL, that's hilarious. Just the other day I was remembering my job interviews soon after I left Bethel and the awkward discussions that ensued. Glad I don't have to go that far back on my resume now.

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  sacolton 17 years ago

  "My strengths? Well, I'm very good at deceiving people to believe a lie. I owe that to my years in Bethel."

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  Gopher 17 years ago

  Took a 2-year spiritual hiatus.

  Spent 2 years marketing spiritual solutions.

  Went on a 2-year trip around the world. (Well, you were around worldly people a lot if you were pioneering.)

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  nomoreguilt 17 years ago

  Actually, I was hoping to fill the position you have for "Production Overseer". I have a suggestion also, make that title " Presiding Overseer".

  NMG

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  S3RAPH1M 17 years ago

  AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm glad I never lived in Bethel or "Pioneered"!!!

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  Layla33 17 years ago

  Now that was funny!!!!! I love it.

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  Alpaca 17 years ago

  Great stuff!!! Very phunny!!!

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  journey-on 17 years ago

  "I see here you state that you have the equivalent of a college education? Where exactly

  is Awake? I haven't heard of that institution of higher learning."

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  Awakened at Gilead 17 years ago

  I wrote "volunteer coordinator" on my resume.. and I got hired as a supervisor...

  I explained (since I was PO) that I was responsible for coordinating the activities of 120 volunteer workers. Organizing activities, schedules, etc...

  A@G

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