Funniest Meeting Memories

by YoungAmerican 28 Replies latest jw experiences

  • YoungAmerican
    YoungAmerican

     There are always so many bad memories related here I thought it might be nice to change it up a bit. What are some of your funniest
    memories of the meetings, or even field service? Things that happened things said? 
    I remember when I was about 12 or so, there was an very elderly lady, maybe 85 years old or so, Sister Crowe. She had gotten up to
    go to the bathroom during the meeting and I remember seeing her walk back down the aisle to return to her seat. She had her
    granny panties down around her ankles and didn't even notice. You could here kids snickering and giggling all the way up
    the aisle until a sister got up and helped her back to the bathroom. It was hilarious!
  • YoungAmerican
    YoungAmerican

    by the way, how do i change the formatting and font??/ This is just weird.

  • B_Deserter
    B_Deserter

    I was visiting my parents at the congregation in which I grew up. There was a family sitting in front of us during the meeting that had a set of twin daughters in their early-20's sitting in front of me. These girls are mentally retarded and can't talk that well.

    As we stood up for the song, I noticed a large pool of blood on the seat of the twin in front of me, and a matching blood spot on the back of her dress. It was unexpected, and instinctively raised my song book to block the view of the whole thing. My mom took her into the bathroom. The girl's dad covered the spot up with a book.

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    Well I suffer with bad hayfever, I can go for 20 sneezes in a row and about 4 reps. Now there aren't those dainty sneezes, I have sneezed tissues apart. So this one night I can feel them building up, so rush off to the ladies, and I sneeze and sneeze and sneeze. When I finally left the loo, the meeting had come to a halt as they waited for me to finish (they were THAT loud) :-)

  • superman
    superman

    A few years ago at a meeting (During a Watchtower study) the brother doing the sound didn't turn the mic all the way down, and one of the brothers who was handling the mic's was in the bathroom (with the mic in his suit coat pocket) during the reading of one of the paragraphs and was talking with someone else about this young 20 something sister (who was really HOT, and who just so happened to wear a tight skirt that day). Needless, to say we all (including the sister) heard his "GRAPHIC" comments about her during the reading of the paragraph. He came out of the bathroom with everyone looking at him, and he didn't know why! I think he got privately reproved after that, but it was funny!

  • Rapunzel
    Rapunzel

    Young American - Perhaps it is my lack of humor [and please excuse me if this is the case], but I really fail to see how an elderly woman's accidently humiliating herself could be construed as "hilarious." In my opinion, the snickering and giggles on the part of the "youths" in the congregation was an example of what the Germans call schadenfreude, or "malicious glee." The word refers to enjoyment at the expense of another's suffering or pain.

    In my opinion, the witness who helped the elderly woman and escorted her back to the bathroom was the one who showed a modicum of human decency, compassion and honor. What if that elderly woman had been related to you, your grandmother or great-grandmother, perhaps? Would you have found it equally amusing if she had been one of your family members? What if she was suffering form Alzheimer's disease or some other mental impairment? Would you have found a wheelchair-bound person or a blind person equally amusing?

    You call yourself "young american," but you won't be young forever. I just hope that you never find yourself in a situation similar to the "hilarious" one that you describe. May you never, as an eldely person, find yourself in a position where others get their enjoyment at the expense of your humiliation and pain. I'm no particular "fan" of the Bible, but, in my opinion, it does contain some words of wisdom. I particularly appreciate its admonishments to show respect for one's elders.

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    Once this young single mom was having trouble with her three year old brat of a son. He used to run around and shut off the lights to the hall, climb onto the platform, and at times moon the crowd and say KISS MY FAT ASS! He heard that stuff somewhere! LOL

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    Hey Lou! One of the overlords had the same problem, hon. except he never quite made it to the back, and he would invariably walk to the back with a long snot hanging out of his face. Kids would always laugh at thei poor sap!

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    I remember how one sister used to let my mother drive her car. My mother is terrified of driving. She went the wrong direction and yelled "OH SHIT!" out loud in the car. Priceless! Oh, and the time she rammed into the parked car behind her.

    I remember the time she told me about how she stopped in the middle of the intersection because the light turned yellow. Just stopped and said to herself, "what do I do?"

  • Moxie
    Moxie

    Oh, great topic :)

    There was this sweet elderly brother (a long time elder) who was like everyone's grandpa. To this day I still have fond memories of him, but this one particular day he was giving a talk in the service meeting. I can't remember the specific topic, but he was counting down three things. When he held up his hand to jesture "one" he raised his index finder and waved it around with the back of his hand facing the audience. Shortly thereafter he got to number "two" where he promptly raised his middle finder only and waved it back and forth again with the back of his hand facing the audience. You could imagine the snickers coming from young and old alike. Awww... he was sweet, no one told him, but it was pretty funny to see an elder giving his congregation the one finger salute.

    "Moxie"

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