A: I block your car.
Today I was out and about enjoying a rare day off work. All was well and I was feeling good and having a good time... then I came home and found this grey Honda parked in my driveway blocking me from parking in my garage (the one I pay $70 a month for).
Ok, if asshole wants to block me, I'll block asshole. I just moved my little mini cooper in sideways (legally parked behind the red fire lane) and left a little note on the other car's windshield:
Come and get me when you're ready to move your car from my driveway. (Apt # -----)
I went inside and turned on the TV to relax as I waited.
About 45 minutes later I get a knock at the door. I wonder who I could be!
Some sad looking excuse for an asshole looking all pathetic just looks at me all embarrassed like. I say: "You ready to go?". He says yes and we head downstairs where I let him out.
When I get down to the driveway I find that the poor pathetic asshole has been trying to maneuver his car out from behind mine and has ended up in a bind where he cannot move anymore.
Here is a pic of how I found his car and left mine behind his. (I wish I had time to take a picture of the pathetic state of his car after he tried to wiggle out)