husbands, bugs, cats, etc...

by Hortensia 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    my husband, ex-husband that is, used to say some funny things. He said, for instance, that the only purpose husbands serve is to bury dead animals and kill bugs. He said that he learned over the years that if I screamed, he needed to come running with a shoe in his hand to kill the bug. We have some serious bugs here - vinegaroons, scorpions, giant roaches that are euphemistically called date beetles. We have huge spiders, and loads of them. Now, no husband. What to do when I wake up and there is a giant bug on the wall near me? I still scream, and little Lavender, my one-year-old kitten, comes running at top speed. She loves to eat bugs and she's learned to recognize the bug scream. It's rather nice to have her take care of the bug problem, but it's pretty disgusting to listen to her crunch the bug and eat it. Talk about a mixed blessing!

    Have you ever seen a cat kill a scorpion? I used to wonder how they did it, but would only see the proud cat and the dead scorpion. Finally I saw the cat in action one day. She saw a scorpion and walked over to it. She sat down and looked at it for a bit and then gave it a powerful whack with her paw and knocked it across the floor. She followed it, watched it until it twitched, and then gave it another whack. After a few good whacks, the scorpion was dead and it never had a chance to sting her.

    When I first moved into my old desert shack years ago, it had mice and rats. My young cat at the time was a good hunter. Every morning there would be a row of dead mice and at least one really ugly horrible dead rat with big teeth in front of the door. She cleaned out all of the critters in record time and then got a little bored.

    I watched my two cats chase a roadrunner once years ago, before the building boom, when there was plenty of desert in the middle of town. The roadrunner taunted the cats into chasing her. The cats would sneak up on the roadrunner and just as they were ready to pounce she would take off running. They would chase her, but roadrunners are very fast and she easily outran them. When she got enough distance, she would stop, turn around, and do the roadrunner version of a little victory dance and a "neener-neener-neener" chant. The cats would sneak up very craftily as she teased them, and then she would take off again. That roadrunner ran my cats around in a huge circle, over and over, until the cats were pooped and gave up. It was very very funny!

    Went outside one day and saw a date beetle (about three inches long) fighting with a scorpion. The scorpion wrapped its feet around the date beetle and stung it repeatedly while the date beetle struggled. Yucko! I picked them both up with a shovel and threw them over the fence.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    ads I see next to my post include "how to kill a cat" and "cat sneezes." Hmmmmmmm. Why no roadrunner ads? Why no scorpion ads? Why just "how to kill a cat?"

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    I used to wonder why there were all these crickets in this area with a missing leg. I asked my ex-husband if it was a genetic thing - he didn't know. But there were hundreds of them, all over the place, missing a leg. Finally I saw the cats chasing crickets. There were so many the cats didn't want to eat them any more. They would just chomp a token leg off (sort of like a miniature drumstick) and let the cricket go. Cats are ruthless.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    OK, pretty soon I'm just going to start listing the books in my bookcase, and maybe I'll describe the camphor chest. It's an antique wedding chest from China. I like it because it smells good. I keep my sheets and pillow cases in there. Or maybe I'll describe my favorite fantasy vacation. I'd start by driving to San Simeon to visit the elephant seals. One of my favorite places. Then up highway 1 through Monterey and San Francisco to Sonoma. Visit a friend in Sonoma. Visit a friend in Sacramento. Visit a friend in Mt. Shasta.

    Drive up the Oregon coast, looking at all the bridges. Drive into Canada, take a ferry up into Alaska. Come back, drive across the northern U.S. Friend in Montana. Cousin in New Mexico. Then over to Indiana to see my sister. Get her to go with me, down through Tennessee, Smoky Mts., visit a friend in North Carolina and then go to the outer banks islands. Up the coast to Canada, Prince Edward Island. Back to Indiana, then who knows where. Maybe get a directory of antique stores and see how many I can visit. Rent a trailer and fill it with depression glass and vintage linen.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I loathe and detest scorpions. I used to get them on the walls of my west texas house. Big, hairy, striped ones. I was terrified of them.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    Yeah, they are pretty scary. But vinegaroons are worse, they look sooooo disgusting with that triangular mandible. They are scorpions too, but their bodies are bloated and striped and they would make good monsters for the movies.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I think I won't look up a picture of a vinagroon. I haven't seen one, at least I don't recall, even a picture. They give me the creeps.

    One night we got home from shopping in Odessa, TX. I lived in Andrews. I lied on the bed and propped my head on the wall. Well, all of a sudden, I got this sick feeling there was a scorpion over my head. I jumped up and there, on the wall, about six inches above where my head was, was a scorpion! They just get up on the wall and stay there. They don't move. I guess something divine intervened. Okay, I just proved to myself that Father Mic was right, we do all have guardian angels.

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    Hortensia - where abouts do you stay? I'm not big into bugs hey - espeically spidery bugs - they freak me out a little, but being a single girl I just HAD to handle it all by my ownsome.

    Least your cat takes action, my little Belle, just plays with the roaches (thank goodness I don't have that many and they small ones)

    Funny story - when I was little we went into the bush for a holiday. Staying in a nice place too. Go off to the loo for a wee, pull pants down ... tinkle, go to pull the loo paper and a HUGE freaking baboon spider is plastered on the all - that was me!!! knickers around the ankles and outta the loo screaming.

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    each of my 2 older kids had moved out but stayed local, got cats, and then moved long distance and guess where the cats ended up?

    unfortunately, neither cat lasted a year here as it is the edge of a nattional forest so all the forest critters have been known to visit and .... well..... there is a food chain and cats are not exactly at the top......

    anyway!!! cool cat simon held the entire household captive at the window as he STALKED a deer!! there were several under the birdfeeder eating the spilled seeds and simon hined in on one and just kept creeping up on her, even though at one point the deer saw him and stomped her hooves, repeatedly, to scare him off....

    he pounced ( a 7 pound cat and a full grown, well-wintered deer!) ..... she couldnt believe it, you could tell, but all she could do is run off, as did the posse hanging with her!!

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    I miss my cat, he was the best mouse, mole and snake killer around! He didn't really like bugs, but we had a dog who was a great fly swatter.

    We have friends who live in Arizona and have no scorpians. They have three cats!

    momz

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