The 2008 Grand Boasting Session Ahead

by WTWizard 20 Replies latest jw experiences

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Well, the time is almost here--already. The first of the 2008 Grand Boasting Sessions is almost upon us, and I expect to begin seeing threads about the programs in the coming weeks. Notably, this means some children will be missing the last weeks of school (the program starts on Friday), or at least one day of it, to attend.

    I will be looking for any new rules and instructions that have not yet happened. Last year, there was the instruction to stay dressed up while off session and keep the embarrassment badges on. Also, the vending machines were off limits and people were ordered to not display any advertising, including bags and coffee cups from their respective places like McDonald's or Starbucks, or Coke and Pepsi cups.

    As many people will still be going for one reason or another, I am interested to see if there are any new instructions or precautions. Or, anything new that they are going to try to get Armageddon coming. For sure, there will be more details about the "valueless things", marriage (which is being currently studied), prayers and persistence in prayer (also current), the upcoming crapt distribution campaign, and those canned experiences where people dropped out of college or refused to go at all.

    I also expect to see more about the bans on Myspace, Facebook, and similar sites. And there will be more cautions against independent sources used to verify washtowel doctrines, what to say about pedophile accusations, and refraining from oral sex. Just how far they carry the doctrines, remains to be seen. My advice to anyone that has to go (or chooses to go to take notes for posting), try not to have too much for lunch, and have a puke bag handy.

  • carla
    carla

    You mean the three dayer in summer, right? Do you know what the one day assembly is about?

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    My kids are going to Cancun instead of Evansville Indiana this year!

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard
    You mean the three dayer in summer, right?

    Yup, that one. Those start about the middle of May, and run through August depending on where yours is assigned. Most are assigned in July or August, but last year they started in mid-to late May.

  • Tired of the Hypocrisy
    Tired of the Hypocrisy

    I should make an attempt to go to Bakersfield this year!

    To visit Buck Owens' Crystal Palace!

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    While they are at the one here during July the 4th I'll be celebrating independance day.

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead
    Carla: Do you know what the one day assembly is about?

    That was my last meeting in March, the very sorry sad SAD...

    Since this is WTWizards thread, I used appropriate terminology...

    It was about going out in field circus regularly, and supporting the Washtowel organization, and better not listen to lowlife apostates, and above all, don't go to JWD!

    A@G

  • RollerDave
    RollerDave

    Ooooh, the Grand Boasting!

    I look forward to Grand Boasting all year! I love the green beer and all the Leprechauns... Wrong holiday?

    Ok, then I love dying the Boaster Eggs left by the Boaster Bunny and hunting for them to find the "new "light" inside em like a fortune cookie. Last year I got "next year there will be Kool-Ade".... That's not it either?

    Boast of July? New light from the end of a roman candle? lots of heat and noise but it is gone rather quickly? Oooooh, generation change... Oooh, another...

    Boastgiving? Stuff an apostate with old magazines and roast em 'til they are golden brown?

    Ok, ok, ok, Boastmas!

    Put up the boastmas tree! Instead of a star on top it's got a webcam so the washtowel can watch you dance around the tree!

    Oh Joy!

    I didn't forget Boast-O-Ween, because it already exists every day, they already dress up ridiculously and go door to door pranking people by foisting off magazines full of crap.

    RD

  • VM44
    VM44

    will be more details about the "valueless things"

    The Watch Tower is an expert on this topic! They have been publishing "valueless things" since 1879!

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Ours is coming up very soon. I have goosebumps just thinking about it... oh, wait... nevermind, those are zits not goosebumps.

    Like Jesus since 1914, I'll be "invisibly present". Okay, I'll show up for part of the snorefest.

    B the X

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