My, things have changed since I went to these! Bans on Myspace and Facebook! I'm not really suprised...
But bans on oral sex?
I'd rather die ;-)
The 2008 Grand Boasting Session Ahead
by WTWizard 20 Replies latest jw experiences
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Bring_the_Light
Anybody got a date for the Rochester, MN District Convention? (I assume its still in Rochester, its been there forever).
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RollerDave
Hmmm, Rochester Mn.
Yeah, seems to me my family still schlepps down there for a good mindscrub.
Might be a kick to crash the show....
Have monopoly money with silentlambs url for the pedo defense fund box....
lots of change for the vending machines...
I could probably have a few Starbuck's and Jimmy John "unwiches" for lunch, I think the logos are so picturesque...
I no longer have a suit, so my attire will be jogging pants and Harley t-shirt, I guess it will be easy for me to remain in my convention attire as I hit the town drinking, scratching, burping, farting, whooping it up in my Apostatruck, and telling everyone who will listen in my best Larry the Cable Guy drawl "yeah, I'm in town for that there Jeeeehova Witness boasting session, F**king AWESOME! We all gonna live, an' you all gonna die real soon now!Have a Nice day!"
If the waitress is particularly fine I'll offer her a "free home bible study" if ya get my drift, huh? Wink Wink Nudge Nudge....
All we'd need is Cold Red Rain to put more gay porn in the money baxes...
Nah, not worth doing but it makes a funny picture.
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watson
But bans on oral sex?
I'd rather die ;-)
a girl after my own heart!
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WTWizard
But bans on oral sex?
Yup, bans on oral sex. They reiterated that crap last fall, shortly after they got embarrassed on NBC for harboring pedophiles. It was in a washtowel study article about a week after Thanksgiving 2007, and will probably be expounded upon come the Grand Boasting Session.
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Ima Apostate
About the ban on oral sex - are we talking between unmarried people or married people? Or both? I knew the JWs went through some weird ban on particular sex acts back in the 80s, but I can't believe it would still be going on today. No way.
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wha happened?
oh gosh, I'm so glad I don't have to worry about all this crapola anymore
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
RollerDave Says:
I no longer have a suit, so my attire will be jogging pants and Harley t-shirt, I guess it will be easy for me to remain in my convention attire as I hit the town drinking, scratching, burping, farting, whooping it up in my Apostatruck...RD, as per instruction in Our Kingdom Misery, please remember to wear your lapel badge at all times while in the convention city.
B the X
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MissingLink
REQUEST: Anyone who HAS to go - if you could provide audio or video of the craziest bits these are extremely helpful. We can later view these with our faithful JW family members. When viewed out of the context of the convention auditorium their crazyness really stands out and is hard for them to deny what has been said. (Generally they don't even realize what has been said)
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knock knock
Ima, you think they're a progressive cult or something? Of course it's still banned. Even when it wasn't "banned" it was banned. If something has the potential to make anyone weak kneed then that is the same as stumbling someone and therefore...banned.