hmm, we're back to the N*rth*rn K*nt*cky add.
Lets see:
Hooters
Hooters
Hooters
Hooters
Hooters
umm.
Bikini
Girls Gone Wild
Lets see what that gets us?
by sacolton 19 Replies latest watchtower bible
hmm, we're back to the N*rth*rn K*nt*cky add.
Lets see:
Hooters
Hooters
Hooters
Hooters
Hooters
umm.
Bikini
Girls Gone Wild
Lets see what that gets us?
Still the northen kentucky ad...Hope I didn't ruin anything by saying that...lol
Seriously sacolton. I didn't know. thanks for the heads up.
So, Jehovah's Witnesses may actually be worshipping a pretty mean bad-ass extraterrestrial from the Pleiades
and he's on his way back to kick some more butt. He's bringing his army of "angels" with him and they are
going to tear this place apart. (Better keep America and her allies strong.....that's all I've got to say. They've
got some pretty bad-ass weapons of their own!)
(I'm just saying this tongue in cheek......I think..I hope.)
The Pleiades are relatively young stars; I don't think there are any evil super beings there. Well indigenous ones anyway...
In a few million years the Pleiades will have drifted apart and be scattered in the galaxy, and no one will remember the crazy ideas of a long dead man and his cult about the significance of a long gone star cluster.
"they aliens have landed and they are eating the skinny blondes first"
O_O
What about average strawberry blondes? I better get some icecream after work just to be safe.
Or get some hair dye. lol
Ah yes, the Space God Xen......er....uh....Jehovah!
This is a good account of that doctrine.
Thanks, it is a good point. For those that don't know the history, here is some info about this old Watchtower teaching.
The Pleiades, also known as The Seven Sisters it is mentioned in the Bible in Job 9:9, Job 38:31 and alluded to in Amos 5:8. The constellation symbol is found on the west tower of the Mormon Temple and was known by the Egyptians as the "Dragon of the Seven Stars."
Seiss taught that the physical construction of the Great Pyramid indicated that Alcyone (the central star in the Pleiades constellation) is at the centre of the universe. Russell took this idea from Seiss and wrote about it in Studies in the Scriptures, Series 3 p. 327. Rutherford continued with the teaching in the 1928 book Reconciliation, and said on page 14:
Mention of Pleiades is also in Creation 1927 p.94.
This teaching was not discontinued until 1953.
Just hop on my intergalactic starship enterprise and we'll reach there by noon.