Looks like I am going to be rich

by loosie 20 Replies latest jw experiences

  • loosie
    loosie

    I got this email yesterday:

    From Usman Kalid
    [email protected]

    Dear,

    My name is Mr.Usman Kalid an Iraqi National based in Iraq. I am now partially disabled as

    a result of a bomb blast that claimed the lives of my Father and other Members of my

    Family two years ago.
    Just recently I discovered information regarding a certain deposit of twenty four million

    united states dollars that my Father made with a foreign financial institution before his

    death.
    Now since I can not move to Europe or carry out any investment on my own due to my

    disability I am therefore seeking your assistance and cooperation in clearing the funds

    and depositing it in a blue chip investment in your country.
    I therefore urge you to send your Letter of intent without delay if you are interested in

    being part of the transaction.
    As soon as I receive your letter of Intent, we shall commence negotiation on the mode of

    operation and your commission.
    I will be waiting for your response via my direct email id:[email protected]

    Regards
    Mr.Usman Kalid

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    I might beat you to it. I contacted him and all he needs is my bank account
    number and pass code to transfer all the funds into my account. He says
    he will leave me 60% of the money when he arrives, so that I can pay the
    taxes on the whole thing and still have a few million.

    You are too slow. When opportunity knocks, you open the door to these
    poor victims over there in Iraq.

  • Indo_Dude
    Indo_Dude

    LOL!

    Now, look at the 'headers' option of your email display, and post his IP address. Wanna bet it's not from anywhere near Iraq? LOL

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    How can I get in on this opportunity? Don't be selfish.

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Indo_Dude, are you suggesting this poor fella is a scammer? ()

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut
    Wanna bet it's not from anywhere near Iraq?

    Whaaaaaaaaat??????

    Do you think I was swindled. Let me check my bank account. There was a few thousand dollars there
    this morning.

    Uh-oh.

    Can you trace somebody by their Belize Bank account transfers?

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Neither rich Nigerians nor Iraqis ever send me emails. :(

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    Ohhh, I have just the blue chip investment opportunity that you are looking for!

    Gojii berries regurgitated from the bellies of yaks grazing in the steepest slopes of the Himalayas. Needless to say, HS is on board too, so you know it must be good!

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    Steepest slopes you say? Sending my social security number now!

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