New Name For Watchtower?

sweet pea

Ok everyone, just some fun here - no I haven't got wind of any change in the pipeline BUT, if the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society were to ditch the name Watchtower altogether, what WOULD they call the Watchtower magazine instead?

All suggestions warmly welcomed......
besty

Twilight Zone

Chicken Little Times

Doomsday Clockmakers Monthly

Soon!
sacolton

Totalitarian Monthly
asilentone

Well, in the new system, they would probably named it "Paradise", well you asked. :)
knock knock

How about "Sinners Need Our Bible Society". SNOBS for short.
sweet pea

Lighthouse
knock knock

Lighthouse For The Blind perhaps?

I actually initially thought of The Guiding Light but I think someone has that already.
Homerovah the Almighty

Liars Weekly
The Bullshitter
Divine Exploitation Chronicle
hubert

Any day now Pacifists
The Monthly Moron
or Moron Monthly
("Lighthouse" is already taken).
83501nwahs

I hope no one minds if I go nasty on ya.

The most obvious one:

CockTower

Late!

Puritan Whores of the Underworld (the GB has a band and that is their band name, Ted "DJ Monkey Boy" Jaracz on lead vocals)

Lap It Up!

Mmmm Mannah!

Arnaggeddon All-Stars

12 Angry Men

G'Downonme Body

I Drink My Own CumTower